This video is just insane and needs no introduction.  I’d pick that girl to play on my soccer team, that’s for damn sure.

h/t: Adam

• Cubs win the opening game of the series in Houston.  Harden looked good and Reed Johnson provided a three run triple.  [MLB]
• The season hasn’t gotten off to a good start for the New York Yankees.  The new stadium is having its share of growing pains and some crazy things are going on in there.  Ninja things. [Deadspin] & [The Sporting Globe]
• Steelers fan goes on the Price is Right.  His name is Dr. Bummer, he’s a gynecologist, and he makes the age-old 69 joke. I’d watch.  [PSAMP]
• Oh man, Brett Favre is at it again.  How many people can actually be on his side this time around?  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• Fausto Carmona told the media he’s not talking to them the rest of the year.  “But you just talked to us.”  “No I mean after that.”  “You did it again!” [FanHouse]
• Barcelona shocked Chelsea with a late goal to advance to the Champions League final against Manchester United.  That’s right, soccer! [ESPN]
• Cubs sent down Samardzija and called up righty Chad Fox before last night’s game.  [Tribune]
• Here’s a Q&A with Jerry Angelo mostly about the Cutler trade, and a little about the always comfortable topic of what’s wrong with him.  [Sun-Times]

• Blackhawks dominated the Blues last night and won 3-1.  Thank God that the “evil Hawks” didn’t show up.  [Yahoo]
• Trib article says Del Negro has “made the most” of his assistants.  So you’re saying it’s all his fault? [Tribune]
• Don Cooper talks White Sox fans down off the ledge.  First, I didn’t realize they were to the edge; second, let me try: Your team looked like it sucked last year and you still made the playoffs.  [Sun-Times]
• ESPN is reporting that ex-Bulls genius Tim Floyd will be taking over at Arizona.  It’s been a great week for shady college coaches.  [ESPN]
• Only Joe Pa can be funny when talking about “Jews” and “Blacks” on the air.  He’s like a caricature of his old self by now.  [Awful Announcing]
• The United States beat Trinidad & Tobago 3-0 last night in World Cup Qualifying.  19-year-old Jozy Altidore had the hat trick for the US.  [ESPN]
• Sporcle has a new NBA Jam quiz up and it is a bit difficult.  Go here for a quick hint, then follow the link.  I got about 40, somehow.  [Pippen Ain't Easy]
• How to keep that special person in your life happy when the NBA Playoffs roll around.  Seems funny after our April Fools ruse and reveal yesterday.  [Hardwood Paroxysm]