What a tool.  He can definitely play basketball in the snow.  My brothers and I used to get our shovels out and clear the driveway so we could play all winter long.  In fact, the cold game played to my strengths.  According to my youngest brother after a one-on-one game we had a couple winters ago: “The only reason you beat me is because the icy asphalt plays to your strengths: an ugly jump shot and slow feet.”

This kid needs to stop bitching and “adjust” his game to the cold conditions like I do.

Anyways, I know I’ve been out of the loop for a few days and this is old news to most of you, but apparently ex-Bears shitty wide receiver Bobby Wade claims Urlacher called Jay Cutler a pussy.  The only controversy here seems to be one drummed up by the media, since Urlacher and Cutler get along just fine.  Here’s Jay Cutler Superstar’s take on the whole situation:

Is it OK if I hope he did say it? Didn’t Buddy Ryan’s defense loathe Mike Ditka’s offense? And really, unless it affects the way Jay Cutler throws 15-yard outs, is it that big of a deal? Maybe. More likely it is not. But it all goes back to this: Chicago finally has a franchise QB. And we are all going to freak out about it.

I couldn’t agree more.  All we need is Lovie Smith and Rod Marinelli giving each other black eyes in the locker room at halftime a la Ditka/Ryan and we’ll be back in the Super Bowl in no time.