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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 12:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Shaq flirts with a box of donuts.  Don&#8217;t break the diet! [BDL]
The Hawks choked last night, but since they got the split in Vancouver they can hold serve by winning Game 4, so no worries. [Sun-Times]
Would you like to name the Cubs Class A Chiefs ballpark for a day?  It won&#8217;t cost you much. [Pantagraph]
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<li>Shaq flirts with a box of donuts.  Don&#8217;t break the diet! [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Shaq-flirts-with-a-box-of-Krispy-Kreme-do?urn=nba,161307">BDL</a>]</li>
<li>The Hawks choked last night, but since they got the split in Vancouver they can hold serve by winning Game 4, so no worries. [<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/1560334,CST-SPT-hawk06.article">Sun-Times</a>]</li>
<li>Would you like to name the Cubs Class A Chiefs ballpark for a day?  It won&#8217;t cost you much. [<a href="http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2009/05/05/sportsextra/doc49ff4632b16c2991509507.txt">Pantagraph</a>]</li>
<li>Remember when Antoine Walker got robbed in Chicago?  Well the guy that did it just got 21 years in prison. [<a href="http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/West-Sider-Gets-21-Years-for-Antoine-Walker-Assault.html">NBC</a>]</li>
<li>What the hell kind of lineup did the Cubs trot out there last night?  It resulted in a loss, that&#8217;s for sure. [<a href="http://www.bleachernation.com/2009/05/06/enhanced-box-score-giants-6-cubs-2-may-5-2009/">Bleacher Nation</a>]</li>
<li>Favre has got to be kidding.  Now he&#8217;s meeting with the Vikings?  Just retire for good.  You&#8217;re sullying your legacy, if you haven&#8217;t already. [<a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/gNhUSZC1HF0/and-here-we-go-againbrett-favre+to+vikings-rumors-get-werder+ized">Deadspin</a>]</li>
<li>Orton with a cleanshaven face in a Broncos jersey?  Weird. [<a href="http://www.blogdownchicagobears.com/2009/05/05/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/">Blogdown</a>]</li>
<li>White Sox blew a lead to the Royals last night and lost in extras.  It feels like everyone in that division has the same record.  [<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1560307,CST-SPT-sox06.article">Sun-Times</a>]</li>
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		<title>Jay Cutler Will Make You Forget About Orton In More Ways Than One</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kyle Orton was a very solid quarterback that looked like he could be decent for a while in this league.  Trading him for Jay Cutler didn&#8217;t cause much of a problem for Bears fans, however, seeing as that Cutler looks like he could be a great franchise quarterback for years to come.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kyle Orton was a very solid quarterback that looked like he could be decent for a while in this league.  Trading him for Jay Cutler didn&#8217;t cause much of a problem for Bears fans, however, seeing as that Cutler looks like he could be a great franchise quarterback for years to come.</p>
<p>That was on the field, though.  Off the field, Orton&#8217;s antics were beloved by all.  He loved to drink, party with young, attractive women, drive an electric car, and grow the greatest neckbeard of all time.  At this point it is unclear how Jay Cutler&#8217;s off-field shenanigan&#8217;s will measure up.  Beyond the whining and boasting about his laser arm, we just didn&#8217;t know what to expect.  Until now, that is.  I found this picture on facebook.  It is at a downtown Chicago restaurant/bar called Hub51 and apparently Jay and his new tight end Greg Olsen were boozing pretty hard:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2365" title="jay-greg" src="http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/jay-greg.jpg" alt="jay-greg" width="452" height="604" /></p>
<p>Let&#8217;s just call this picture a caption contest.  The most hilarious one in the comments will be posted later this week.  By the way, as fun as this is, it&#8217;s no neckbeard.  Not yet at least.</p>


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		<title>Picture Of Orton Not Holding/Drinking Booze Surfaces On Internet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kyle Orton made an appearance at an Iowa middle school today.  This is from the Des Moines Register (via Deadspin).  Maybe its his bowl cut or maybe its the chin strap, but something about Orton is just so sexy.




		
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kyle Orton made an appearance at an Iowa middle school today.  This is from the <a href="http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090303/SPORTS14/90303032">Des Moines Register</a> (via <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/deadspin/full/~3/9I3TmjSF1QQ/he-can-have-fun-without-a-jack-daniels-bottle">Deadspin</a>).  Maybe its his bowl cut or maybe its the chin strap, but something about Orton is just so sexy.</p>
<div id="attachment_1446" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 460px"><img class="size-full wp-image-1446" title="kyleorton" src="http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/kyleorton.jpg" alt="kyleorton" width="450" height="255" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Orton: &quot;I&#39;ll trade you this apple for a bottle of Jack.&quot;</p></div>


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