• Remember how everyone was saying that nobody is going to want Bradley?  Well that’s out the window, since apparently there are a ton of suitors for him. [Bleacher Nation]
• Have you heard of Cubs prospect Starlin Castro?  You will be soon, if the hype comes through.  The 19-year old shortstop looks really good. [Cubs.com]
• Speaking of prospects, it sounds like Josh Vitters is coming along nicely.  Except for the part where he swings at everything. [Tribune]
• The Cubs signed hitting coach Rudy Jaramillo to the most expensive deal a hitting coach has ever received.  He’s supposed to be pretty good. [Wrigleyville23]
• Ryno didn’t take the hitting coach position, but he sure seems focused on Lou’s job in 2011.  Probably a good move, since hitting coach doesn’t exactly seem like a stepping stone to major league manager. [Tribune]
• Is the Cubs window shut?  I don’t necessarily think so, but we haven’t exactly improved the last couple years. [Zoner]
• It looks like the Cubs will be moving from their Spring Training facility in Mesa to….another facility in Mesa.  I guess they aren’t going to Florida anymore. [Bleed Cubbie Blue]

The All-Star game is one of those opportunities where we can reminisce about true rivalries among the two Circuits and the kind of men who played the game back in the day. The men who back then thought nothing of giving up the prime years of their careers to serve their country, only to return and pick up their bats and gloves and provide the American public with the brand of baseball that cemented the sport as our national pastime. Each year we’re reintroduced to the heroes of yesteryear, offering us another chance to appreciate how great some of these names truly are, especially in comparison to the weak-willed individuals that are constantly trotted out from the Mitchell Report and other sources.  The Cardinals trotted out the Wizard of Oz, Bob Gibson, Bruce Sutter, Lou Brock, and Red Schoendienst. Then, as they did with Ted Williams a few years ago, they drove Stan Musial in from the outfield.

Musial had a career .331 batting average, 3630 hits and 475 home runs. A 24 time All-Star himself, Musial might be one of the most underrated baseball players in history. Hell, he only received 93% of the votes on his first ballot for the Hall of Fame.  Musial achieved all of this while also taking off the entire season after the Cardinals won the World Series to serve in the United States Navy in 1945.

I bring all of this up because after the player introductions, the tie-ins with the history of the local team, and ceremonial functions (anthem, fly-over, first pitch) the game goes downhill. If you factor in the Futures game and the Home Run Derby in the two preceding days, one could argue that the pre-game festivities are the peak of the All-Star Game.

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To be honest the American League  dominance over the National League combined with free agency has drained the actual game of much of its excitement. And while the other major All-Star games benefit from the ability to relax their defensive efforts during their game and still produce an enjoyable product full of improvisation and creativity, baseball has no such option. If a player does take his eye off the game, he just looks sloppy, is labeled as a goat, and worse, leaves a pitcher out on the mound for longer than he needs. (Just ask Dan Uggla).

Baseball kool-aid drinkers will argue that the Home Run Derby is the answer to this need for excitement and offensive fireworks. I won’t write off the Home Run Derby entirely, until I hear it without Chris Berman. If it still makes me want to plunge hot forks into my ears then I will be forced to admit there is something structurally wrong with the event.

Compared to the NBA Dunk Contest, the Derby lacks the ability to break down the nuances of the dunk, the creativity involved, and whether you’ve seen anything like it before. Instead, you have bat hitting ball and then seeing where it landed. How exciting! The players are confined to the batters box so the only real variable is to see whether it hits something amusing in the newly designed ballpark housing the All Star Game.

I would support adopting a skills competition like the NHL’s event that would provide a greater demonstration of the players’ skills. There you would be able to get a better feel for the true athleticism of these players. I know, I know! What about the added exposure to injury?!?! Suck it up, I say. Your teams are struggling to fill ballparks, you should be doing everything you can to ensure the survival of the game.

Proposed Events (NHL Comparison)

Rounding the Bases (Skating around the rink) - Pure and simple display of prolonged speed. If the whole way is too far, why don’t you bring in the top 5 triples leaders in the league and have them run from home to third?

Stealing Second (Shootout) - Baserunners are the shooters, and the catchers are the goalies. The pitchers wouldn’t need to try to pick the runners off but we would force the baserunners to start with a foot on the base, to give the catchers a chance at throwing them out.

Fly ball to the outfield and throwing to home (Slap Shot) – What better way to see the strongest arms in the league than to have the likes of Vlad Guerrero (maybe  a few years ago in his prime), Ichiro,  Torii Hunter, or even a Shane Victorino, catching flyballs from their positions in the outfield and gunning lasers to the plate. Add a runner tagging and running towards home (he won’t have to slide injury-phobes) and we’ve got something compelling happening on every pop fly.  I would like the competitors to be picked for this from a poll of all the 3rd base coaches in each league responding to the question “Who do you fear or second guess the most?”

Pitching to Targets (Wrist Shots at the Plates, or the old Sweet Quarterback Club competition)

Recognizing the need to keep these guys from hurting themselves, we’d only ask the pitchers to take part in some target practice from 60′6″, with the targets getting progressively smaller in each successive round. No need to see who pitches hardest, since they likely wouldn’t throw as hard in a non-competitive setting.

Using the Futures Game Participants for more than one night

For many of these competitions that require extra players to participate to simulate the game settings, why not keep the guys from the Futures game there to compete in these events alongside the Major Leaguers? It would result in increased visibility and most of these guys have very raw tools like speed or a strong arm, but just haven’t been able to round out the other tools of their games.

As it stands the Cubs and Sox both had two players in the Futures game:

for the Cubs: Josh Vitters and Starlin Castro;

for the Sox: Dayan Viciedo (who had an RBI double to push the World Team to the final 7-5 score) and Catcher, Tyler Flowers.

Both organizations expect big things from Vitters and Flowers, high draft picks who have shown a lot of promise at the plate. Castro is an intriguing young shortstop that one scout in the Cubs organization believes could be a real All-Star someday. Viciedo has a similarly high ceiling, but now seems to have both Gordon Beckham and Alexei Ramirez blocking his quick ascension to the left side of the infield. While he might be asked to change into a Carlos Lee-type left fielder or a first baseman  he should help in recruiting Aroldis Chapman (he just signed with an agent this week) to the South Side.

Despite their performances in the Futures game, these players are relegated to relative anonymity for another 1 or 2 years before we see them called up to the Majors. Wouldn’t an expanded All-Star performance give us a greater taste of what types of skills these young guys have? While the NBA and NFL benefit from extremely public collegiate sports leading to their drafts, the MLB suffers from almost non-existent coverage of collegiate and minor league players. This would be a perfect opportunity to show off more of their young talented players in a fun, exciting atmosphere.

Just some thoughts, let me know what you think on other competitions you’d like to see!

• Where are Hoffpauir and Koyie Hill?  They got the start last night and it paid off, but Lou needs to go with the hot (or even lukewarm) bat at this point.  I know Soto and Lee are team leaders, but if they aren’t hitting and the team isn’t scoring runs, its time to make a change.
• Hey Milton Bradley: Shut up.  I’m not saying you’re wrong, in fact you are totally right.  Everyone knows the umps are calling a bigger strike zone for you.  They do it because they don’t like you.  You know what won’t make them like you?  Publicly bitching about the strike zone they are calling for you.
• Is it really time to hit the panic button?  Because if it is, the Cubs should consider two guys that are raking down in the minors.  Jake Fox and Josh Vitters are crushing the ball down on the farm, so why not bring one or both of them up?  I know that would mean we would have to send someone down, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
• If you didn’t see the Harden DL thing coming, you are blind or retarded.
• Someone take Neal Cotts out behind a shed and put a bullet in him.  That guy is just terrible.  I don’t care if we don’t have any lefties, I’m sure there are righties in the pen with better ERAs against lefties than Cotts.  Well I’m not completely sure, but Cotts sucks.  Send his ass down.  I wish we had another starter so we could move Marshall to the bullpen.  Jake Peavy anyone?
• Ok this is a little out there, but did anyone consider moving Soriano to 2nd base and giving Reed Johnson and Micah Hoffpauir some more ABs in the outfield?  I know Fonzy is sub-par defensively, but runs are hard to come by these days.
• Lou Piniella is a great manager.  I mean I love the guy.  I don’t agree with every decision he makes, but he is usually good at managing and motivating his players and he seems to have a pretty good understanding of the game.  That being said, this recent quote from him has got to be a joke:

Modern technology is a wonderful thing for 21st Century baseball managers, who have computerized scouting reports and stats at their fingertips at all times. But sometimes older is better, and after watching his players go back to the video room one too many times to replay poor at-bats, manager Lou Piniella is ready to put his foot down.

“We’ve talked about closing down the video [room],” Piniella said. “But what happens invariably is the pitching coach will go down there from time to time, and so will the hitting coach.

“But if we have to, we’ll close it down for the players, at least during the game. Visualization is a great tool. But at the same time, boy, visualize good things. Don’t keep putting bad pictures in your mind.”

That sort of has a Dusty Baker ring to it, doesn’t it?

• This isn’t really related to the Cubs play on the field, but have you seen the new hats the Cubs are selling?  I think these goofy hats have gone a bit too far.  Apparently it is called the “Watermelon Smoothie“.  I mean the baseball gods cannot be happy about this kind of thing, can they?
• If you would have told me Kosuke Fukudome would be the only Cub hitting over .300 on May 27, I would have laughed and asked you if you drank the acid-laced punch.  Well here we are, and lost in all this horrible horrible shitty 8-game losing streak has been Kosuke’s resurgence this season.  His home run last night wasn’t bad either.
• Is Aramis Ramirez the glue in this Cubs lineup?  I mean ever since he went down it’s like no one can seem to hit.  I’m not sure what his clubhouse presence is like, but just having him in the lineup seems to make the other players around him better.  Hurry back Rammy!