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Stormin' Norman Disciple — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:35:05 +0000

A new camera system is being installed in every Major League ballpark to measure the exact location and speed of the ball on every part of the field, as well as where the players are. This will allow for a better statistical analysis of the game in a lot of ways. Joe Morgan is not impressed. [WV23]
Anna Kournikova is not Jewish, so don’t even dare imply it. [Deadspin]
A fun look at certain rap stars and what sports legends they can be compared to best. [Fan-Sided]
So apparently Bartolo Colon is no longer a lost beached whale, but was just mourning the death of Michael Jackson. [Chicagoist]
Random retro Cub Mike Harkey. He was kind of like the Mark Prior of 1990. Really good, really young, and really injured. [The Friendly Blogfines]
Baseball fans are confused about what bothers them. Is it steroids? Is it high ticket prices? Come on American people, figure it out! [Shysterball]
I guess Soriano didn’t like getting benched, but he’s definitely too shitty to complain about it. [Zoner]

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Stormin' Norman Disciple — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:18:38 +0000

Red Kerr got screwed out of extending his Iron Man streak back in the day under very strange circumstances. [NBC Chicago]
Cubs-Sox is coming up the next few days, but boy have the Cubbies been god-awful at the plate lately. [Zoner]
Brandon Marshall wants out of Denver and the Bears need a wide receiver. Why not Cutler’s old running mate? Also, if all these people are unhappy in Denver, maybe Cutler wasn’t whiny and Denver management just sucks. [WCG]
LA Lakers are NBA champions. Respect. Does this move Kobe from top ten all time to top five all time? I don’t think so quite yet, but he’s getting closer. [Hardwood Paroxysm]
Does Wrigley Field Suck? Cynics (Deadspinners) and morons (Ozzie) seem to think so, but what about real people? [Shysterball]
Derrek Lee trade rumors are not a good sign for the aging first basemen. I love the guy, but I wouldn’t be against getting Hoffpauir/Fox more at-bats and maybe getting a good bat at 2b, 3b or OF in exchange. [Bleacher Nation]
Congratulations to Phil Jackson. He is the greatest manipulator in NBA history (in terms of coaches). [By The Horns]
Another take on the whole Raul Ibanez non-steroid controversy. Bloggers really are the devil. [Sharapova's Thigh]
Joe Morgan lied again. He is just the most arrogant, worst kind of person. It’s too bad, because Jon Miller is great, but Joe is just an idiot. [Deadspin]
By the way, the Cubs fired their hitting coach and named another. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the problem, but when things get this bad, you have to do something. Bye, bye Gerald Perry; hello Von Joshua. [Hardball]

Baseball For Dummies Taught By Retard

Stormin' Norman Disciple — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:00:43 +0000

Joe Morgan is a complete idiot. His hard-headed stubborn refusals to look at anything beyond what he deems to be true has ruined many games that he has called for ESPN. His unbearable ego and sense of self-importance make me want to throw up, and even inspired the well-respected and now-defunct FireJoeMorgan.com. Well I don’t know how I missed this before, but Bleacher Nation posted this yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it: