Tag: Jay Cutler

Bears Win as Brett Favre’s Homoerotic Tendencies are Revealed

29 December, 2009 (07:40) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

The Bears game last night was awesome.  Sure they were playing against an unraveling team with a 40-year old quarterback and some injuries to key defensive players, but it was still sweet.  Aromashodu was amazing and Cutler seems to have retained his confidence even through the toughest of stretches.  The other sweet thing about this [...]

Strange Cartoon Critical of Jay Cutler

24 December, 2009 (08:53) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

It’s a bit goofy, but this cartoon pretty much symbolizes how most of Chicago feels right now when they watch Jay.  The whole last part where he is just throwing pick after pick doesn’t really flow with the rest of the clip, but its funny all the same.  Enjoy!

h/t: WCG

Another Tribute To Crappy Bears Quarterbacks (Video)

2 December, 2009 (15:25) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I feel like this one is hit or miss.  With all the stupid crap out there about all the terrible Bears quarterbacks over the years, you have to be careful not to waste your time with the dumb ones.  I thought it was pretty funny though, it manages to mock Cutler instead of pretending like [...]

A Fitting Tribute To Jay Cutler

1 December, 2009 (13:15) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I’m not sure how I missed this last week, but it definitely made me laugh.  Or cry.  Whatever.

Oh and just in case you didn’t know, it’s actually 20 interceptions on the year after Sunday’s stinkbomb against  Minny.
h/t: Deadspin

Brian Urlacher Thinks Cutler Destroyed the Bears’ Identity

30 November, 2009 (12:44) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I was just sitting around thinking, “Hey, what could make this Bears season even worse?”  With the poor play on both sides of the ball, an embattled stubborn coach being stabbed in the back by ownership, and a bleak future with the Bears having dealt their 1st and 2nd round picks for next season, there [...]

Jay Cutler Mic’d Up

27 November, 2009 (12:25) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

This video might be painful for most of us, since it is from Cutler’s 5 pick game against the 49ers.  I don’t remember seeing all these clips during the live broadcast of the game, but Jay Cutler Superstar found this video on youtube so here it is for all of you.  Personally I am impressed [...]

Eagles Forcibly Remove Bears’ Pants

23 November, 2009 (10:00) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

What exactly happened last night?  Besides Hester getting literally pantsed towards the end of the game, it was a complete disaster.  Yet somehow the Bears were “in it” until the end.  Later this week when I have time to think about this game more, I’ll have some better analysis, but here are a few quick [...]

Arguing With a Ref is Way Worse Than Punching Someone in the Face [NFL Edition]

20 November, 2009 (13:00) | Chicago Bears, NFL | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

This season has been brutal on Bears fans, and the 41-21 drubbing the Bears got at the hands of the Cardinals in Week 9 was no small part of that.  Not only did Cutler throw 5 interceptions that week, but he looked all-around awful.  The news for Cutler got worse a few days after the [...]

Lovie Smith Thinks If He Doesn’t Talk About The Crappy Season, Maybe It Will Just Disappear

20 November, 2009 (08:30) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

The Bears stand at 4-5 and without a winning streak of some kind, they will likely be out of the playoffs.  Hell, Lovie and Jerry Angelo will probably be out of a job.  That being said, the media, fans, and pretty much everyone connected to the league in any way is down on the Bears.  [...]

Jay Cutler Sucks [And Why He Has To Be Bad Right Now]

17 November, 2009 (09:06) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Jay Cutler is bad.  Jay Cutler cannot live up to the expectations.  Jay Cutler is so arrogant he has never seen a pass he didn’t think he could make.  Am I missing anything?  Okay now that we have that covered, let’s get down to business.  The Kool-Aid is tasting a little sour the last few [...]

Micro Machines Guy Rips Chicago Bears Quarterbacks

13 November, 2009 (12:00) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I have one simple request.  Can everyone stop emailing, instant messaging, texting, and calling me to talk about or ask what I thought about last night’s Bears game please?  I don’t feel like talking about it.  You can all expect one or both of these 2 posts next week: Does Cutler Suck? And should the [...]

Bears-Cardinals Preview

6 November, 2009 (14:03) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Due to some combination of my laziness and being busy, I decided to bring in a guest writer for the preview today.  Adam is a loyal reader of NQTC and is here to give his thoughts on the upcoming game.  Enjoy!
The Chicago Bears (4-3) start a very important and difficult four-game stretch as the Arizona [...]

Family Tragedy Saves Me From Bears Tragedy [Please Help Me Understand Edition]

26 October, 2009 (07:00) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

So due to a family tragedy, I was unable to watch the Bears completely meltdown yesterday.  And I mean meltdown.  I’m hoping most of you turned the game off at halftime with the Bears already down 31-3.  I can only look at the statistics and wonder what went wrong.  Here’s the things that jumped out [...]

Cutler Extension Makes Sense For Everyone Involved

21 October, 2009 (13:24) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

The Bears decided to sign Jay Cutler to a 2-year extension yesterday, which is really a win-win situation for Cutler and the Bears.  Jay had been signed through 2011 and this extension will keep him in a Bears uniform through 2013.  When the Bears first acquired Cutler, we were all thrilled to see that he [...]

Good Jay, Bad Jay [How I Learned To Hate The O-Line]

19 October, 2009 (13:19) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Okay before I start I want everyone to take a deep breath and count to 10.  Are you back?  Good.  Now we can try to be as rational about last night’s Bears loss as possible.  Here are some things we should take away from the game.
Jay Cutler:
So the sports media wants to blame Cutler.  That’s [...]