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		<title>Those Chimps are on Twitter!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StevieY19</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hopefully you&#8217;ve all seen the videos making fun of the BCS by depicting the employees as chimps.  While they are funny, I&#8217;m starting to wonder if they&#8217;re eerily accurate based on the latest PR blunder.  In case you&#8217;ve always wanted a forum to spew anger at the worst championship system in sports, the BCS has helped [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Hopefully you&#8217;ve all seen the videos making fun of the BCS by depicting the employees as chimps.  While they are funny, I&#8217;m starting to wonder if they&#8217;re eerily accurate based on the latest PR blunder.  In case you&#8217;ve always wanted a forum to spew anger at the worst championship system in sports, the BCS has helped you out via <a href="http://twitter.com/" target="_blank">Twitter</a>. </p>
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<p>If you&#8217;re looking to blow off some steam this afternoon, may I suggest taking a trip to <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%40insidethebcs" target="_blank">@insidethebcs</a>.  Here is some of the debris:</p>
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<li>&#8220;If u know ur product is universally loathed, Twitter is not the place for u.&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;Online PR disaster?&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;Great job killing reg season, encouraging cupcakes. Second to last week, closest spread for unbeatens: minus 23 &#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;die&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;Also, George W. Bush is flat-out laughing at your approval rating&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;If the balloon boy dad set up a Twitter account, even he would not draw the level of venom @InsidetheBCS is right now.&#8221;</li>
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<p>There are many many more.  Have fun!</p>
<p>h/t: <a href="http://www.globalsportsfraternity.com/home/" target="_blank">Global Sports Fraternity</a> for the vid.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Jay Mariotti Comments Time!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StevieY19</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More comments from Jay Mariotti&#8217;s columns on FanHouse are coming your way.  There actually seem to be fewer comments on each post, so maybe Jay is wearing down the critics with his &#8220;drivel&#8221; as one commenter said last week.  We need better material here people, step it up! We&#8217;ll start with comments from Jay&#8217;s column [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>More comments from Jay Mariotti&#8217;s columns on <a href="http://www.fanhouse.com/">FanHouse </a>are coming your way.  There actually seem to be fewer comments on each post, so maybe Jay is wearing down the critics with his &#8220;drivel&#8221; as one commenter said last week.  We need better material here people, step it up! We&#8217;ll start with comments from <a href="http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2009/03/05/legacy-of-terrell-owens-sad-waste-br-of-talent/1#comments">Jay&#8217;s column on Terrell Owens</a> and headcase, cancer, blah, blah&#8230;[sic'd of course]</p>
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<h4 class="authorname"><strong>obamaizadope</strong> said&#8230;</h4>
<p>mariotti&#8217;s opinion is worth exactly what I pay for it..</p>
<h4 class="authorname"><strong>victorkromer</strong> said&#8230;</h4>
<p>Marriotti is a waste of a reporter, all he just did is copy Blakistones report, just sitting there talking shhiit about one of the best wide recievers to ever play the game&#8230;I hope he finds a team with an Elite QB and makes all you scumbag nobodys talkin trash eat your own words like a cokk meat sandwich.</p>
<h4 class="authorname"><strong>gaetano</strong> said&#8230;</h4>
<p>marriotti and romo r just pissed cause to tapped jessica and marriotti wife at same time</p></blockquote>
<p>Now from Jay&#8217;s column about the <a href="http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2009/03/08/yankees-stuck-in-usual-storm-br-as-america-laughs/">Yankees and their troubles</a>&#8230;</p>
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<h4 class="authorname"><strong>robeckstm</strong> said&#8230;</h4>
<p>Jay u really really suck</p></blockquote>
<p>That was simple enough.  Let&#8217;s try a story about Wade stealing the MVP from Lebron&#8230;</p>
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<h4 class="authorname"><strong>HD</strong> said&#8230;</h4>
<p>By the way, I love ATH! [Ha! -ed.]</p></blockquote>
<p>Damn, you guys are really slowing down with these!  All we have in that one is arguing about which player is better and one shout out for Around the Horn?  Only seven comments on <a href="http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2009/03/11/team-usa-rolling-in-world-baseball-classic-and-no-one-cares/">this baseball story</a>, let&#8217;s see what happens&#8230;</p>
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<h4 class="authorname"><strong>Murph</strong> said&#8230;</h4>
<p>Look for my new Blog..</p>
<p>Jay Mariotti writes for Fan House:<br />
And NO ONE CARES!</p>
<p>[This is looking good!]</p>
<p>I tried Jay I truly did. Everyone warned me you were a fool. Those yes you write exactly the way you talk and &#8220;act&#8221; On Around the Talking Heads. That all those people in Chicago were fools for throwing parties that you had quit your job. But they were right.</p>
<p>[Heyo!]</p>
<p>You are a sad carbon copy of ten earlier carbons of those great writers sir. you are the Paris Hilton of sports media.</p></blockquote>
<p>Game, set, match to Murph!</p>
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