I’m sure StevieY wishes he was here to write a true ode to the Sex Cannon, who was one of his favorites and just a fun quarterback to watch (painful at times, I know, but fun).  Unfortunately the Texans don’t play the Bears this year, so we have no real shot of watching him hold a clipboard for them in person.  We are all hoping and praying for a Matt Schaub injury (and possibly one to Orlovsky as well) so that Sexy Rexy can unleash the dragon.