Derrick Rose as Jesus

Sacreligious? Maybe.  True? God I hope so.

Joakim Noah as Cheech Marin

Sideshow Bob would have been appropriate too, but he didn’t smoke as much weed as Noah/Cheech

Kirk Hinrich as Captain Kirk

Always a captain of the squad, the costume is just fitting for our scrappy white leader.

Lindsey Hunter as a Ghost

Just when you think he’s disappeared, all of a sudden he shows up.  Boo!

John Salmons as Inspector Gadget

He is extremely versatile and has a tool for every occasion, be it defense, outside shooting, or getting to the basket.

Luol Deng as Mr. Glass from Unbreakable

If you didn’t see the movie, basically this was a character who’s bones were so brittle they shattered anytime he did anything.

Tyrus Thomas as Balloon Boy

Both are high fliers and both are a complete hoax.

Brad Miller as Jed Clampett

Every time Miller takes the floor, I always hear that Beverly Hillbillies music.  “Black gold, that is!”

Taj Gibson as an alien

I mean he does kind of look like one, agreed?

Jannero Pargo as a garbage man

This is based entirely on his prior stint with the Bulls, where he served as the garbage-time MVP.