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		<title>Midgets 1; Scottie Pippen 0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing like former childhood idols of mine getting into mischief.  When Dennis Rodman skips out on a bill, or Michael Jordan is seen with some beautiful 25 year old girl, I&#8217;m not surprised.  This story is very very strange though.  Apparently Scottie Pippen was involved in some sort of a film with little people.  Well [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-6043" title="Pippen" src="http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/Pippen-300x199.jpg" alt="Pippen" width="300" height="199" />Nothing like former childhood idols of mine getting into mischief.  When Dennis Rodman skips out on a bill, or Michael Jordan is seen with some beautiful 25 year old girl, I&#8217;m not surprised.  This story is very very strange though.  Apparently Scottie Pippen was involved in some sort of a film with little people.  Well little did Scottie know he was going to be surprise attacked, which led to him surprise attacking us with <a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/scottie-pippen-issues-statement-regarding-midgets-vs-mascots-movie-80986382.html">this bizarre press release</a>:</p>
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<p style="line-height: 1.333em; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8220;Given the recent controversy surrounding Gary Coleman, the fact that I&#8217;ve been repeatedly asked questions about my small part in the movie &#8216;Midgets vs. Mascots,&#8217; and a related video posted online which shows me being assaulted by a group of Little People, I want to clear up any misunderstandings.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.333em; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8220;In 2008, I agreed to play a cameo role in a movie titled &#8216;A Tribute to Big Red&#8217; (now titled &#8216;Midgets vs. Mascots&#8217;). My role was scripted, and the first two scenes went off without any problems. During the third scene, I was told that four Little People, along with actor Gary Coleman, were going to become angry with something I said and storm off as the scene ends. Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice).</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.333em; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8220;A short fight ensued before I heard the film&#8217;s director yell &#8216;cut.&#8217; As I recall, some of the Little People were laughing as the director explained that the scene was &#8217;sort of like an episode of the TV show Punk&#8217;d.&#8217; At that point, I left quickly without a clear understanding of what was going on.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.333em; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px;">&#8220;As for the Little Person who claims he was injured in the attack, I really don&#8217;t think I caused the injury or can be held to blame. To the best of my knowledge, there is no action being taken against me, nor am I pursuing any action. For the record, I have never seen the movie and, in hindsight, wish I&#8217;d not been involved with it. I simply wanted to make clear my role and position as I understand the movie is coming out soon. I will not be answering any further questions regarding the film.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Oh and that first part about Gary Coleman?  He is upset because the movie has nude footage of him that he was unaware of.  Usually I would wait until Monday to post this, but it was just too good to wait.  You didn&#8217;t think that was the end of the post did you?  Here&#8217;s the video footage of Scottie being attacked by midgets.  Enjoy!</p>
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<p>h/t: <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Little-People-Big-Pippen-and-the-most-bizarre-?urn=nba,212554">Ball Don&#8217;t Lie</a></p>


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Remembering Air McNair from his college days.  [Paneech]
Did anyone read that Phil Rogers piece the other day about how Zambrano should be waived?  Yeah he&#8217;s an idiot, and here are the stats to prove big Z is one of the best pitchers in baseball over the past few years. [Wrigleyville23]
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<li>Remembering Air McNair from his college days.  [<a href="http://paneech.com/2009/07/remembering-steve-mcnair/">Paneech</a>]</li>
<li>Did anyone read that Phil Rogers piece the other day about how Zambrano should be waived?  Yeah he&#8217;s an idiot, and here are the stats to prove big Z is one of the best pitchers in baseball over the past few years. [<a href="http://wrigleyville23.com/2009/07/in-defense-of-carlos-zambrano.html">Wrigleyville23</a>]</li>
<li>Apparently the Bulls are looking into signing Jannero Pargo.  They are going to need another 2-guard, but personally I would prefer someone a bit younger with something to prove. [<a href="http://bullsbythehorns.com/?p=931">By The Horns</a>]</li>
<li>The Bulls may also be inquiring about Nate Robinson.  That wouldn&#8217;t be so bad, and the kid is always an obvious fan favorite. [<a href="http://dabullz.com/2009/07/04/bulls-make-inquiry-about-nate-robinson/">Da Bullz</a>]</li>
<li>Random Retro Cub: Hector Villanueva.  Love these things. [<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thefriendlyblogfines/~3/1KtsBxoaPkA/our-random-retro-cubs-series-is-back.html">The Friendly Blogfines</a>]</li>
<li>5 NL pitchers that should have made the All-Star game. [<a href="http://zonersports.com/?p=4005">Zoner</a>]</li>
<li>Theodore Roosevelt Lilly (yeah that&#8217;s his real name) made the All-Star team.  So did like 100 other people, but no other Cubbies. [<a href="http://www.bleachernation.com/2009/07/05/ted-lilly-is-an-all-star-the-rest-of-the-cubs-are-just-cubs/">Bleacher Nation</a>]</li>
<li>Another lefty from Chicago, Mark Buerhle, was also named to the All-Star team.  That guy is consistent and solid.  I have always liked him (except how he&#8217;s from St. Louis and is a Cardinals fan, gross). [<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1653246,CST-SPT-ssep06.article">Sun-Times</a>]</li>
<li>McNair downgraded to doubtful.  Yeah that&#8217;s the title of the post, and it includes a list of celebrities they would rather have seen die.  Wow.  Edgy, but accurate and hilarious.  [<a href="http://luolsdong.blogspot.com/2009/07/mcnair-downgraded-to-doubtfull.html">Luols Dong</a>]</li>
<li>So did the Blackhawks misfile their qualifying offers to some restricted free agents?  If so, a bunch of Hawks are about to prematurely become free agents, and a bunch of people in the Hawks front office are about to be fired. [<a href="http://feeds.chicagotribune.com/~r/chicagotribune/sports/~3/V3TGDu8pIIU/chi-05-blackhawks-chicago-jul05,0,1644401.story">Tribune</a>]</li>
<li>Alderman Tunney of the 44th ward (that includes Wrigleyville) is pushing to ban the street vendors from around Wrigley Field. [<a href="http://feeds.gothamistllc.com/click.phdo?i=07eae2daf7ec1cf609dd46343c3f5dff">Chicagoist</a>]</li>
<li>Are they already turning against Sexy Rexy in Houston?  Big surprise. [<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogdownchicagobears/~3/vAkLhp1t-ME/">Blog Down</a>]</li>
<li>And of course, Shaq holding Gary Coleman like a baby.  [<a href="http://neswsports.com/2009/07/03/shaq-holding-gary-coleman-great-moment-in-opposite-history-video/">NESW Sports</a>]</li>
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