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		<title>Ozzie not Taking any Chances</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey look a White Sox post!  Not really.  As I was sifting through a considerable amount of build-up in my Google Reader, I came across this useful bit of info. The guys over at Luol&#8217;s Dong mentioned not too long ago how these types of headlines will never fail to be funny.  There&#8217;s nothing funny [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Hey look a White Sox post!  Not really.  As I was sifting through a considerable amount of build-up in my Google Reader, I came across this useful bit of info.</p>
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<p>The guys over at <a href="http://luolsdong.blogspot.com/2009/03/colon-stretched.html">Luol&#8217;s Dong</a> mentioned not too long ago how these types of headlines will never fail to be funny.  There&#8217;s nothing funny about being cautious though, and Ozzie is absolutely doing the right thing.  You never know what could go wrong.</p>
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