• Deron Williams dressed up like a goof with recspecs, a ghostbusters tee, and high socks playing dodgeball.  You have to see it to believe it. [BDL]
• I don’t usually link to this kind of stuff, but Maria Sharapova is a real looker. [Sharapova's Thigh]
• So the Milwaukee Bucks are still an NBA team, at least for fantasy purposes.  Kind of. [Give Me The Rock]
• Drew Barrymore is playing a Packer fan dressed like the Joker?  How strange…Also nice redesign Zoner! [Zoner]
• 21 different pictures of Packers fans doing what they do best: looking like fat white trash. [JCS]
• Cris Collinsworth is a complete idiot in the booth, but did you know he was a total jackass during his playing days as well? [Deadspin]
• With McNabb questionable for Week 2, it looks like the Eagles are pursuing Jeff Garcia.  Too bad Vick isn’t available. [Inside the Iggles]
• Here’s your NFL Week 2 Preview.  It’s got everything you need to know. [MidwestSportsFans]
• NFL players are donating their brains to science.  Just to make sure everyone is clear, let me die before giving me some football player’s “brain”.  Thanks.  [Bootlegger Sports]
• Another Chicago Blogger’s take on the Bears game.  Yeah, it’s negative. [Tremendous Upside Potential]
• It was NOT a good weekend for Ohio teams.  Browns, Bengals, Indians, Reds, Buckeyes all lost.  Ouch. [Paneech]
• Bruce Levine seems to think the Cubs are looking to trade Milton Bradley AND Carlos Zambrano.  It seems unlikely that they would trade both, but if the Cubs can shed bad contracts, they should.  Which begs the question: is Z a bad contract? [Bleacher Nation]
• I guess the Bengals prematurely ejaculated on the Broncos on Sunday, or at least that’s what Keith Olbermann ALMOST said.  You know he was thinking it. [Detroit4Lyfe]
• D-Wade held a charity bowling event at Ten=Pin in Chicago and a local blogger went and interviewed him.  It made me realize two things: Wade is awesome, and bloggers are dorks. [Docksquad]
• Patrick Swayze passed away, and here is a tribute to him by some sports guys. [Outside the Boxscore]

Do you think you will be traded?

“Yeah I do.  I had a talk with the Jazz.  The Jazz told me they want to go in a different direction and I respect their decision.  We mutually agreed to work out a trade that was beneficial for them and beneficial for my family and me.  So with that being said, I’m gonna be traded relatively soon or in good time.”

Will you be traded to the Chicago Bulls?

“I definitely heard a little rumbling about it.  Whether it will go down or not, it’s kind of between the Jazz and Chicago, but obviously if I did get traded to Chicago, I’d love to be a part of the Bulls.”

Could you influence Dwyane Wade to come to Chicago?

“Well, me and D-Wade are very close.  We talk quite a bit but that’s a decision he has to make with himself and obviously if I did come to the Bulls, and get a D-Wade on our team, I’d love to have D-Wade play for us.  At the same time, D-Wade is like me and wants to win a championship bad.  If I was able to go to the Bulls and get D-Wade to come, we’d be right there at the top of the list.”

If that last question doesn’t give you a huge Bulls boner, I don’t know what will (besides an ACTUAL championship of course).

h/t: Deadspin

In case you are confused, no I’m not talking about Wade’s outfit (though that has got to be an accident).  Did Rose just mistake the Bulls’ warm-ups for the Blazers’ warm-ups?  He definitely looks like he’s thinking really hard about something.  Maybe its: “You think anyone will notice if I just go back to Portland instead of Chicago after the break?”