Well the first thing wrong with this is that Grant Hill does not play for the Warriors last I checked.  I really hope this isn’t a joke though.  DNP-Old Age/Lack of Talent is completely appropriate.  From now on people should be honest in the box scores for why a player has a Did Not Play.  Here are some possibilities:

Tracy McGrady – DNP-Not a contract year

Andrew Bynum – DNP-Hangover

Joakim Noah – DNP-Bad hair

Allen Iverson – DNP-Too much practice

Brad Miller – DNP-Slow

Marcus Camby – DNP-Hangnail

Aaron Gray – DNP-White

Hedo Turkoglu – DNP-Ugly

Rasheed Wallace – DNP-Angry

Charlie Villanueva – DNP-Busy Twittering

Stephon Marbury – DNP-Clubhouse cancer

Elton Brand – DNP-Overrated

Chris Anderson – DNP-Stoned

Michael Beasley – DNP-Overhyped

Kevin Garnett – DNP-Intensity

Zach Randolph – DNP-Ballhog

Peja Stojakovic – DNP-Didn’t feel like playing any defense

Manu Ginobili/Andres Nocioni – DNP-Flopped too hard

Dirk Nowitzki – DNP-Couldn’t stop thinking about David Hasselhoff

Eddy Curry – DNP-Fat

Greg Oden – DNP-Has no knees

Baron Davis – DNP-Making a movie.

I could go on and on (and I might update this later if I think of more).