If you haven’t heard somehow, the big story in the NBA these days has little to do with basketball and everything to do with a good old-fashioned Mexican Standoff.  Apparently Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton got into some sort of argument about a gambling debt and guns were drawn in the locker room.  The details are sketchy, but not so sketchy as to prevent late night funny man Dave Lettermen from ripping the Wizards to pieces.  Enjoy!

h/t: BDL

Artie Lange from Howard Stern Show fame was on the Late Show with Letterman a couple nights ago and told a fantastic story about epic Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker, then went on to tell another story about how Uecker and others used to play tricks on Harry Caray when Harry had a couple cocktails too many.  Let’s go to the clip:

Unreal.  Uecker is a living reminder of what broadcasters used to be.  They lived the lives of rockstars and were genuinely fun to listen to.  Uecker and Caray are the kind of names that bring a smile to your face just hearing them and these stories portray nothing different.  Plus, Lange does a pretty good Harry Caray.

Thanks to real stadiums have roofs for the tip.