• Who is Dempster giving an hj to?  Who cares, this GIF is hilarious. [Luol's Dong]
• The Bulls split their 2 games this week, and it was not pretty. [Pippen Ain't Easy]
• That “billionaire” who wanted a piece of D-Wade was really just some viral marketing campaign from Converse.  Still funny though. [NESW]
• Reed Johnson’s blog is up and running and it’s pretty funny so far.  He’s in love with the Cubbies pitching prospect Patton.  Also he rips on Fontenot for shopping at Gap Kids. [Reed Between The Lines]
• White Sox opener is postponed due to snow.  Snow?  It’s April! [Sun-Times]
• The “Give a Shit” timeline starring Jay Cutler trade rumors.  Hilarious for most, but with special meaning for us Bears fan. [Sports Hernia]
• Gaudin is released and the Shark is sent back to Iowa.  And the Cubs roster is set. [Wrigleyville23]
• Bronco’s Owner: “It is important that you know that at all times we represented ourselves to Jay with honesty and integrity.” Right. [ESPN]
• Michigan State vs North Carolina in the championship game?  That can’t be right, because all the east coast media talked about all year was how great the Big East was…and don’t forget those 3 number 1 seeds. [Deadspin]

Have you ever wanted to confront a professional athlete and tell them what you really think about their performance?  I know I have.  Dwayne Wade is not the first person that comes to mind, and I’m not a billionaire in a goofy white suit, but this video is still hilarious.

h/t: Deadspin