Tag: Bears Suck

Bears Things You Think You Should Be Excited For Next Season [But Really Shouldn't]

15 December, 2009 (12:10) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

And with that last painful loss, the Bears have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.  Not to say that anyone in their right mind thought they had a shot even if they somehow miraculously beat the Pack, but the reality of it is now undeniable.  So what does that mean for Bears fans?  Well it [...]

Jay Cutler Sucks [And Why He Has To Be Bad Right Now]

17 November, 2009 (09:06) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Jay Cutler is bad.  Jay Cutler cannot live up to the expectations.  Jay Cutler is so arrogant he has never seen a pass he didn’t think he could make.  Am I missing anything?  Okay now that we have that covered, let’s get down to business.  The Kool-Aid is tasting a little sour the last few [...]

Micro Machines Guy Rips Chicago Bears Quarterbacks

13 November, 2009 (12:00) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I have one simple request.  Can everyone stop emailing, instant messaging, texting, and calling me to talk about or ask what I thought about last night’s Bears game please?  I don’t feel like talking about it.  You can all expect one or both of these 2 posts next week: Does Cutler Suck? And should the [...]

Every Single Thing About The Bears Defense Sucks

8 November, 2009 (20:52) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I had to take about 10 deep breaths before I started to write this, and that was still the most positive title I could come up with.  Cutler looked good, the O-line looked bad, and Ron Turner abandoned the run way too early.  I don’t care.  I want to bitch about the defense.  Every single [...]