White Sox beat the Mariners behind the long ball.  What other method do they even use?  [Sun-Times]
Chicago lost to Arizona 10-0 yesterday.  10-0? We couldn’t even Gould to kick one lousy field…wait, that’s the Cubs score?  [Tribune]
No suspension for Rajon Rondo after his missed block/intentional foul/flagrant foul/slap of Brad Miller in Game 5.  Garnett’s reaction?  [...]

Last month Stormin’ Norman expressed his delight that the comments section on Jay Mariotti’s columns over at FanHouse were not disabled.  To the gratification of everyone everywhere, they are still up and running.  I won’t waste any more of your time typing things that are not hilarious, so here we go:
From Jay’s column on the [...]