The f$%&ing selection committee can’t seem to get anything right.  Those idiots in their ivory tower stare at computers all damn weekend for one weekend a year and then make horrible decisions.  Florida?  Really?  Florida?  And Utah State?  How do they justify putting Minnesota in over Illinois, when Illinois finished better in the Big Ten? [...]

The Cubs have been slumping lately.  It’s not even that one or two players can’t hit, the whole team has just completely shorted out at the plate.  Don’t fear, Cubs fans.  Lou Piniella will use his powers of anger and frustration to fix our hitting woes.  Here’s the plan: While reporters were in the clubhouse [...]