20 June, 2012 (08:11) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
Can we just bring up this Rizzo kid already? The guy is raking in the minors and we would have to put him at first base (moving LaHair to Left Field and Soriano to the retirement home). At this point Soriano has to understand why we hate him right? He gets paid a ridiculous amount [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano
Comments: 5
5 May, 2010 (06:00) | Chicago Cubs | By: Brian
So the first month of Chicago Cubs baseball has been less than stellar. We all thought that this team would at least be putting up a fight in the NL Central now that Milton is gone and the team’s sale is no longer a distraction. So when we are playing .500 baseball we are a [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Cubs Back On Track
Comments: 2
4 May, 2010 (06:22) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
When we signed Alfonso Soriano be a Cub for the next century, we were all pretty excited. Skeptical maybe, but excited to see the Cubs go out and sign such a big talent. Unfortunately some realities have become apparent a few years into the contract that may not have been so obvious at the time [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Criticism
Comments: 1
9 March, 2010 (06:30) | Chicago Cubs | By: Brian
There was great elation when Alfonso Soriano signed an eight-year, $136 million contract back in 2007. We Cubs fans thought we had a guy that could hit 50 homeruns from the leadoff spot, steal 20 bases, and man center for years to come. Heck, we thought we had Willie Mays in the 21st century. Well, [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Over/Under
Comments: 2
24 February, 2010 (06:30) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
Last year wasn’t exactly the greatest year from Soriano, but we’ve come to expect the lacksadaisical attitude, nagging injuries, and overall inconsistent play from our $136 million dollar outfielder. At the end of last season it was announced he was going to undergo some sort of knee surgery, but with more than 5 months to [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Knee, Nonsense, Rehab
Comments: 2
8 September, 2009 (08:17) | The Links | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
This is the place to go for NFL Week 1 previews. It has all the spreads and information you need for each game this coming weekend. [Midwest Sports Fans] Luol Deng will be ready for the preseason. Oh and he likes rap and eats Egyptian food. It’s all in his interview with CNN. [By The [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, College Football, Docksquad, ESPN, Luol Deng, Michael Jordan, NFL, Scott Sanderson, Scottie Pippen, Shaq
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28 July, 2009 (06:00) | Baseball, Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
I’m taking the bar exam today and tomorrow, so I’m not exactly in the cheeriest mood. Which is why it was nice to wake up to an extra-inning walk-off win for the Cubbies this morning. Here’s the video. “Deep to center for Soriaaaano….GOOONNNEEE!!!” It feels good to be in first place.
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, First Place, Houston Astros, Walk-Off Grand Slam
Comments: 1
23 July, 2009 (07:26) | The Links | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
A scathing review of Cubs management, ownership, and scouting. Even though they are overpaying for an underperforming team right now, I would say 3 playoff appearances in the last 6 years isn’t all that bad. [MidwestSportsFans] Remember that pitcher for the White Sox a few years ago, Jim Parque? Well he admits to having done [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Ben Rothlisberger, Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Giant Inflatable Penis, Jim Parque, Lou Piniella, Michael Jordan, Mickey Mouse, Peyton Manning, Slamball, Steroids
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10 July, 2009 (07:35) | The Links | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
A new camera system is being installed in every Major League ballpark to measure the exact location and speed of the ball on every part of the field, as well as where the players are. This will allow for a better statistical analysis of the game in a lot of ways. Joe Morgan is not [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Anna Kournikova, Bartolo Colon, Joe Morgan, Mark Prior, Mike Harkey, New Camera, Rappers, Steroids
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9 July, 2009 (07:30) | The Links | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
Top ten moments in Chicago sports in the last decade. They aren’t all good either. Yikes. [Pippen Ain't Easy] Soriano is upset about his recent benching. Here’s what I have to say about that: Hit. [Tribune] Tallon cleaned up most of his mess regarding the Blackhawks qualifying offers. It was expensive though. [Sun-Times] LeBron James [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Cubs, Da Coach, Dale Tallon, Jannero Pargo, Lebron James, Stephen A. Smith
Comments: 2
11 June, 2009 (09:00) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
Ok let me paint a picture for you. Stay with me here because things might get a little confusing. A major league baseball team has one of the hottest bats in the minors and a shitty, shitty hitting utility man on the big league squad. That team’s starting third basemen goes down with an injury [...]
Tags: Aaron Miles, Alfonso Soriano, Jake Fox, Koyie Hill, Micah Hoffpauir
Comments: 2
30 May, 2009 (12:32) | Baseball, Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
If you haven’t been reading this site lately, perhaps you missed the ongoing debate between myself and Another Cubs Blog regarding the appropriateness of booing. Well Bleacher Nation took an interest in that story, and ran its own little story about whether fans should boo or not. The blogger who initially personally attacked me on [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Booing, Douchebag Blogger, How I Ruined Baseball
Comments: 5
27 May, 2009 (09:00) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
I have been busy as hell with studying for the Bar lately, so I haven’t had a whole lot of time to comment on the Cubs current situation. It’s not that the 8-game losing streak isn’t a big deal, but how they’ve lost has been painful to watch. Here are a few thoughts regarding the [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Aramis Ramirez, Cubs Suck, Derrek Lee, Jake Fox, Josh Vitters, Koyie Hill, Lou Piniella, Micah Hoffpauir, Neal Cotts, Stupid Hats
Comments: 2
18 May, 2009 (16:56) | Chicago Cubs, Video | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
I love the Cubs and it pains me to say it, but this video of some WWE guy ripping Soriano is pretty good. I can’t figure out if Soriano is more like a deer in headlights, or if he just doesn’t understand what’s being said. h/t: Zoner (via Awful Announcing)
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Called Out, WWE
Comments: 2
29 April, 2009 (07:30) | The Links | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple
3 NBA coaches were fined for bitching about the refereeing. Guess who was one of them? I’ll give you a clue. It rhymes with Cock Shivers. [ESPN] Will everyone just shut up about Soriano batting leadoff? I agree that he should be hitting 3rd, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t extremely effective in the leadoff [...]
Tags: Alfonso Soriano, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Cubs, Derrick Rose, Fines, Lance Briggs, NBA Coaches
Comments: 3