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	<title>Not Qualified To Comment &#187; Adidas</title>
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		<title>New Derrick Rose and Kevin Garnett Adidas Commercial</title>
		<link>http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/2009/12/new-derrick-rose-and-kevin-garnett-adidas-commercial.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stormin' Norman Disciple</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adidas]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Derrick Rose]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know Rose seems kind of timid and isn&#8217;t always the smoothest operator in front of the media, but he is a pretty cool customer in this commercial with KG.  Enjoy! h/t: Docksquad]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>I know Rose seems kind of timid and isn&#8217;t always the smoothest operator in front of the media, but he is a pretty cool customer in this commercial with KG.  Enjoy!</p>
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<p>h/t: <a href="http://www.docksquadsports.com/2009/12/new-adidas-commercial-ft-kevin-garnett.html">Docksquad</a></p>
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		<title>What Makes Derrick Rose So Good?</title>
		<link>http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/2009/05/what-makes-derrick-rose-so-good.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 14:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stormin' Norman Disciple</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adidas has a new ad out about D-Rose and what makes him tick.  It&#8217;s very cool.  Enjoy: h/t: Pippen Ain&#8217;t Easy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Adidas has a new ad out about D-Rose and what makes him tick.  It&#8217;s very cool.  Enjoy:</p>
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<p>h/t: <a href="http://pippenainteasy.com/2009/05/20/derrick-rose-the-explosive-creator/">Pippen Ain&#8217;t Easy</a></p>
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		<title>New Shirt Gives Athletes Superhuman Abilities</title>
		<link>http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/2009/03/new-shirt-gives-athletes-superhuman-abilities.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stormin' Norman Disciple</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clothing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adidas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ridiculous Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Superhuman Abilities]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[NQTC reader Glook pointed out to me that there was some new Adidas tank top that supposedly increases a wearer&#8217;s vertical leap by 4%.  A shirt.  Not supplements or shoes, a shirt.  After he showed me an ad from a magazine, I finally bought in.  I find this very difficult to believe, but Adidas seems [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1307" title="shirt" src="http://notqualifiedtocomment.com/wp-content/uploads/shirt.jpg" alt="shirt" width="300" height="300" />NQTC reader Glook pointed out to me that there was some new Adidas tank top that supposedly increases a wearer&#8217;s vertical leap by 4%.  A shirt.  Not supplements or shoes, a shirt.  After he showed me an ad from a magazine, I finally bought in.  I find this very difficult to believe, but Adidas seems to stand by its claim.  According to the <a href="http://www.press.adidas.com/DesktopDefault.aspx/tabid-11/16_read-9965/">Adidas Press Room</a>, the shirt increases speed and power as well:</p>
<blockquote><p>[A]didas TECHFIT has been tested on the ultimate stage most notably by 2009 NBA All-Star Dwight Howard.  TECHFIT PowerWeb is proven to increase speed by 1.1 percent, improve vertical leap by 4 percent, increase power output by 5.3 percent and increase overall endurance levels.</p></blockquote>
<p>What exactly is &#8220;power output&#8221;?  I assume that this does not increase verrtical leap unless it is more aerodynamic somehow and the person they tested it on was jumping in front of a giant turbine or exhaust fan or something.  Can we get one of these for Aaron Gray?  Oh and if Adidas would be kind enough to create a shirt that makes someone be less of a retard, we should buy one for Tyrus.</p>
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