But worry not, Bears fans.  The 1985 Bears have apparently heeded your cries for character and sympathize with how crappy the team is.  Their new plan will be sure to cheer you up.  The plan?  Well see for yourself:

Boost Mobile brought back a few memorable soloists/cowbell players to recreate the famous “Shuffle” video for a Super Bowl commercial. The 30-second parody will air during the first quarter. Despite the video’s popularity, the Bears have never remade it, for various reasons. And that’s part of the joke in the commercial.

In the shoot, the participating Bears — Speedy Willie, the Punky QB (McMahon), Mama’s Boy Otis, the Sackman (Richard Dent), the guy who “runs like lightning and passes like thunder” (Steve Fuller) and the Dude Playing the Cowbell with a Panama Hat and Sunglasses (Buford) — are wearing No. 50 jerseys to highlight Boost’s new $50 plan while they sing wacky new lyrics in front of a band of aged extras.

I hate those people that are more excited for the commercials and the halftime show than the actual game (see: girls), but I have to admit I’m looking forward to this one.  I know it will be cheesy and lame, but somehow it will make me happy about something Bears, which is more than I can say for anything about the current incarnation.

h/t: Chicagoist

The ‘85 Bears still have that magic, even 25 years later.  It just takes a little supplement to “get that magic up” these days.