Apparently this is 2:30 am the morning the night before the all-star game. Howard orders food for Duncan, knocks on Rose’s door and runs away, orders more food for Chauncey, and then starts screwing around on a security guard’s walkie talkie. Even if you don’t think hes all that funny, you have to admit he [...]

This new Michael Jordan commercial is amazing. Enjoy (via Docksquad):

It sure didn’t look like it took much effort on Rose’s part to win the skills challenge. He is on another level when it comes to speed, strength and athleticism. His dunk at the end is monstrous. Sign that kid up for the dunk contest!

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The Brewers have published their 2009 promotional schedule and over at Home Run Derby they decided to take a look at what the bobblehead giveaways. Let’s just say the players that are being honored with bobbleheads share a common characteristic with every Brewers fan (including our very own Real Stadiums Have Roofs). They are all [...]

Blago doesn’t have much to do these days, outside of preparing for his impending criminal trial of course. Well that fact hasn’t been lost among prospective employers. Apparently the Joliet Jackhammers, a minor league team, have offered him a spot on the roster: Blagojevich may not have much of a baseball pedigree, but he did [...]

I’m not sure what to say about this, so I’ll just put the quote: Forward Andres Nocioni chose an unusual off-day activity when the Bulls had some free time in Dallas this week. Nocioni joined strength and conditioning coach Erik Helland for a wild pig hunt in a rural town outside of Dallas. The pair [...]

The not-so-surprising revelation that A-Rod took performance enhancing drugs for a few years, along with the information that upwards of 100 other players tested positive in 2003 brings up many issues and questions, but I just want to focus on one. Are there any pure home-run hitters left out there that are above suspicion of [...]

You are looking at the Dream Team of advertising. From left to right: a pothead, some guy in a helmet, a rapist, and a steroid-user. (Thanks to Jeff for pointing out this hilarious “coincidence”).

It’s old news that Canseco claimed when he hung out with A-Rod back in the day, Rodriguez asked him to hook up a steroid supplier. According to Canseco, even after he helped his good buddy Alex get steroids, A-Rod still hit on Jose’s wife and called her all the time. Well it turns out the [...]

Remember the other day when Kobe dropped 61 at the Garden and set the record and everyone was like “That was f#$%ing awesome?” And then a few nights later LeBron came to New York and was like “I don’t care about that, I just want to win,” but everyone knew that was bullshit. Then he [...]

Deron crosses Terry over in the filthiest way in this video from the Mavs-Jazz game last night. Just filthy.

We began this quest yesterday by determining who the teams in the Eastern Conference would be in NBA Jam if it existed today. Here is part 2 of our discussion: The Western Conference. Golden State Warriors: Jackson and EllisThis team is garbage. Both are fast, but neither is a great 3 point shooter and neither [...]

Clemson’s huge beatdown of Duke last night was very, very fun to watch. Duke looked lost from the start and the Tigers did not let up. I particularly liked Coach K’s line changes in the second half. I didn’t understand that at all; if two groups of five guys are both getting killed, then why [...]

A friend of mine that is the ultimate complainer recently started bitching about how he hates Nintendo Wii so I told him to write about it. His letter was hilarious so I decided to post it. For some reason he wants his handle to be Michael Fucking Kibort. Here it is: An Open Letter From [...]