Thanks to the Chicago Tribune photographers for snapping this classic photo.  According to my brother who was at the game, this photo followed a romantic kneeling proposal from Benny.  I wonder what their kids will look like…

As a member of Generation “I Don’t Have Time to Follow Real News”, its hard to find time in my day between work, following sports, and doing nothing to actually figure out what’s really going on in the world. That’s where Comedy Central’s Daily Show and Colbert Report come in. I love Colbert’s [...]

Elephants playing basketball?  Yeah its real.  And it’s hilarious.  Apparently Thai zoos are training its elephants to play basketball “for their health“.  Seems more likely it is to sell tickets to their zoos, but either way this is hilarious.  If its not good enough for you, feel free to search for “elephants playing basketball” on [...]

My brother, after a long and difficult journey, got into dental school last night.  As a celebration of this momentous event, I have found the 10 best teeth in sports.  My brother, the future dentist, was of course consulted in the selection.  Enjoy!
Jack Lambert

The famous linebacker who anchored the Pittsburgh Steelers “Steel Curtain” in the [...]

This video is hypnotizing.  What’s crazy about it is the bears seem to actually grasp the rules of hockey.  I’m sure PETA would not be thrilled with this, but I love it.  Enjoy!

Well here’s something you don’t see everyday.  Back in 1926, after a no-show by the “Rialtos”, a local Jewish team filled in against a team fielded by the Ku Klux Klan.  According to the September 1, 1926 edition of the Washington Post:

Although reports of the outcome from that game are sketchy at best, it appears [...]

The acid this guy was on must have been pretty strong. Apparently he was tripping on some LSD when he was locked in a closet with a recorder. This video is the nonsensical crap that came out of his mouth (and for some reason an animated lizard acting it out). Enjoy.

My favorite [...]

Dennis Rodman is up to his old tricks, although this time it probably wasn’t completely his fault.  Rodman was in the German town of Trier for a “USA Legends of Basketball” exhibition game this weekend.  After the game, he threw a huge party in his hotel room.  While the organizers of the game agreed to [...]

I’m not saying the Cavs should hit the panic button, but after the 0-2 start, it might be time to give Shaq a new nickname.  What do you think of  “The Big Shaqckle”?

Are you sick of this Hitler thing being reused for everything?  I’m not.  This one about Daley and the 2016 Olympics may be the funniest one yet.  Unlike the other ones, this remake actually casts Daley as Hitler. No comment on that one. Enjoy! NSFW by the way.

This story has absolutely no relation to Chicago, sports, or Chicago sports.  It also has no redeeming value of any kind.  It is just so horrific and strange that I had to repost it here.  Thanks to StevieY19 for the tip (I’m not sure why he’s trolling the Internet looking for stories about 14 year [...]

I’m not sure why this ball boy was trying to keep up with Johnny Knox on his kickoff return for a touchdown, but let’s just say if the Lions had that kid, Knox might not have gone all the way to the house.

What do you think that kid’s 40 time is?  I say give him [...]

Jesus, I don’t think I know any fan base so obsessed with an ex-player that they continually try to insult and feud with that player once he left the team.  Let it go.

h/t: Jay Cutler Superstar

A great combination of two of the funniest, yet stupidest things on the planet: Shaq and professional wrestling. Enjoy:

This post is dedicated to Weiny and the return of 40s on a pole Raw.
h/t: BDL

Over the past week or so there have been some great Chicago sports quotes, and each one would have lent itself to a great post all on its own.  Unfortunately, I’m studying for some stupid test and I don’t have time to make a million posts for you idiots.  Thus, I have combined them all [...]