Category: ESPN Sucks

Michael Barrett to Catch Jail Time?

11 December, 2009 (08:10) | Baseball, ESPN Sucks, Uncategorized | By: JavierSandooski

Michael Barrett: animated cubs catcher.  Fought A.J. Pierzynski.  Fought Carlos Zambrano.  Now, pleads guilty to shadily videotaping Erin Andrews nude?  Yikes, glad the Cubs shipped this guy out of town!  Ok, so the guy who videotaped the hot broadcaster isn’t the same Michael Barrett who played in Chicago, but I don’t think either guy is happy to [...]

Stop the damn presses, Favre broke a nail!

22 September, 2009 (12:00) | ESPN Sucks | By: StevieY19

This is the kind of thing people joke about, using exaggeration for humor.  ESPN defies the doubters:
EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Brett Favre’s streak is not in danger: He has a bent fingernail.
Favre’s throwing hand was clearly hurting after his last throw for Minnesota in Sunday’s win over Detroit. He was hit by two defenders in [...]

Breaking News: ESPN Extends Baseball Games to 9 and 2/3 Innings

23 July, 2009 (19:02) | Chicago White Sox, ESPN Sucks | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

You’ve probably already heard about Mark Buerhle’s perfect game, but did anyone happen to check ESPN sometime around the 7th inning? Let’s just say their math didn’t quite add up.  According to this screenshot sent to me by South Side Sheik, Buerhle had retired 23 men and had only 6 outs to go.  Hmmm, [...]

ESPN Is So Full Of Shit (Morning Pictures)

2 June, 2009 (09:00) | Baseball, Chicago, ESPN Sucks, Media | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

The Cubs played the Dodgers on Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN the other night.  As ESPN always does on those national telecasts, it broadcast many live views of Chicago landmarks.  Notice anything wrong with this one?

I’ll give you a hint, take a look at the building on the left.  It’s the Sun-Times building, right?  Well [...]

Steve Phillips Is A Moron, Just Ask Sweet Lou (And Pretty Much Everyone Else)

4 March, 2009 (12:00) | Baseball, Chicago Cubs, ESPN Sucks, MLB | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Steve Phillips of ESPN has something stupid to say about everything when it comes to baseball.  We can’t really fault him for talking about baseball, it’s his job.  We can yell at him for not doing any research and talking out of his ass though.  Don’t worry though, you don’t have to yell at him.  [...]

Today’s Links

10 February, 2009 (13:30) | Chicago Bulls, ESPN Sucks, The Links | By: StevieY19

Busted Coverage has the 20 best signs ever to appear on College Gameday. Plenty of good stuff there.
Upon further review of further review…maybe Lebron should get that triple-double at MSG after all.
Indiana’s Devan Dumes throws elbows to the junk, gets suspended indefinitely. Somehow Indiana manages to get worse.
Lil’ Wayne will be on [...]

ESPN Really Does Suck

16 January, 2009 (15:41) | ESPN Sucks | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

This video from NESW Sports is priceless. Apparently Skip Bayless said Tim Tebow is the next Brett Favre. Stephen A. Smith rips him a new one for it. You know things are bad at ESPN when I agree with Stephen A. Smith.

Whose Brow?

16 January, 2009 (15:00) | ESPN Sucks, Media | By: StevieY19

As in, whose brow will be part of the “Mt. Rushmore of Sports”? In case the ridiculousness of the idea didn’t give it away, this will be ESPN’s new fan-driven gimmick that we all will hate after…well, we already hate it. Awful Announcing fittingly has the release from ESPN:
SportsCenter, ESPN’s flagship news and [...]

ESPN loves Talking About ESPN

14 January, 2009 (15:00) | ESPN Sucks, Media | By: StevieY19

One of the best things on ESPN’s website is the column by the Ombuds(wo)man Le Anne Schreiber. It’s her job to call ESPN on all of their crap, not to mention sift through the e-mounds of complaints that the world-wide leader receives every day. She really does a great job and I highly [...]

What Boost Did Hinrich and Deng Give The Bulls Last Night Exactly?

13 January, 2009 (15:30) | Chicago Bulls, ESPN Sucks | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

If you are a reader of ESPN.com (I am, reluctantly) then you know about the recent renovation of their site. Obviously there are going to be a few bugs, but pre-writing stories before the game ends? That’s pretty shady. Well they clearly did that with regards to the Bulls game last night, [...]

ESPN’s Gay-foolery Continues

19 December, 2008 (22:52) | ESPN Sucks | By: StevieY19

When I posted about Schlereth and Wiley slobbering over Tom Brady on NFL Live, I had no idea that hot NFL quarterbacks was a company-wide topic of interest for ESPN. Skip Bayless and Jemele Hill were also in on the party.
Except in this case, they made a list. Apparently this is something that [...]

Don’t Forget to Vote

15 December, 2008 (03:36) | ESPN Sucks | By: StevieY19

My quick trip to ESPN’s site tonight yielded an interesting poll. Naturally, I voted for the top option.
I always new they were pretty self-interested, but this is a little much.

Ed Werder Gets His

14 December, 2008 (05:00) | ESPN Sucks | By: StevieY19

Ed Werder has essentially spent the last handful of his dorky existence covering the Dallas Cowboys. I really never liked Ed Werder, but he never really rose to the level of obnoxiousness of a Berman or a Stu Scott. However, this season Werder is pissing me off a bit. First, when the [...]

ESPN to BCS: "It’s your destiny!"

20 November, 2008 (19:00) | BCS, College Football, ESPN Sucks, Media | By: StevieY19

Sports coverage has changed significantly in our lifetime. A lot of it has been good, but there are some things that have gone horribly wrong. Every week I’ll be taking a little time to whine about one of these things with no hope whatsoever that anything will change.
Somehow when I think of the new deal [...]

Preseason Polls are not Ranked High

6 November, 2008 (19:34) | ESPN Sucks, Media | By: StevieY19

Sports coverage has changed significantly in our lifetime. A lot of it has been good, but there are some things that have gone horribly wrong. Every week I’ll be taking a little time to whine about one of these things with no hope whatsoever that anything will change.
This week I want to spout [...]