Matza Might Make You Constipated, But It Will Also Aid Your Jewish Fantasy Baseball Draft

April 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm | Baseball
By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

To those of you out there that are Jewish and haven’t had a good poop in days because of Passover, I’m definitely feeling your pain.  To those are not, let’s just say that eating nothing but matza for 8 days creates quite the brick in your stomach.  These ladies are also feeling that, but at least they seem ready for their strange Jewish-only fantasy draft.  Enjoy and Happy Holidays to everyone, Jews and Christians alike!

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Comment from Herbie Vore
Time April 3, 2010 at 12:00 am

Eat mostly fruits and vegetables. Add in a little matzoh. You’ll poop just fine. It works for me.

Comment from I Love Guitar
Time April 4, 2010 at 10:10 am

Perhaps one of the greatest story titles ever….EVER.

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