The 12 Days of Bearsmas

December 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm | Chicago Bears
By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

51059053On the Danny Mac Show this week they created a 12 Days of Christmas parody that cracked me up.  Here is the link to the song, but I’ve transcribed the lyrics below.  Enjoy:

On the 12th day of Bearsmas, the Bears they gave to me…

12 men on the field,
11 wasted draft picks,
10 yard cushions,
9 points from field goals,
8 arm tackles,
7 bad free agents,
6 primetime losses,
5 Cutler picks,
4 false starts,
3 yards per carry
2 men in motion,
and a blown challenge from Lovie!

I’m not usually a big Chicago sports radio guy, but I have to give respect to Mac for this one. Hilarious.


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Comment from StevieY19
Time December 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm

The Lions have a similar song, but to make the numbers realistic it’s called the 36 Days of Christmas.

Comment from rex
Time December 19, 2009 at 11:25 am

I listen to 670 the score regularly, and can tell you this is by far one of my favorite bits. These two put on a good show in the morning.

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