Not Top Ten Teeth in Sports
My brother, after a long and difficult journey, got into dental school last night. As a celebration of this momentous event, I have found the 10 best teeth in sports. My brother, the future dentist, was of course consulted in the selection. Enjoy!
Jack Lambert
The famous linebacker who anchored the Pittsburgh Steelers “Steel Curtain” in the 1970s wore a partial denture in public for his 4 missing front teeth. Thankfully for us, he didn’t wear the dentures during games.
Marshawn Lynch
I’m pretty sure his teeth say “Beast Mode”. That’s all you need to know.
Mike Tyson
Oh, the gold teeth weren’t enough for you? Well then here’s a giant gap for your satisfaction.
Chad Ochocinco
There can’t be a list about teeth without talking about the King of the Grill.
Ronaldinho
His ridiculous-looking face notwithstanding, his teeth are different sizes. I’m pretty sure that’s not right.
Alexander Ovechkin
Something about Ovechkin’s gap-toothed grin is so charming.
Michael Strahan
We can all rest assured that the most famous gap in all of football will still fill our living rooms. Strahan has returned to the broadcast booth.
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson
I guess a messed up mouth comes with the territory in the UFC, so might as well front the issue with a crazy grill.
Jerome “Junkyard Dog” Williams
This former NBA garbage man looks like he might have been chewing metal down at the old junkyard.
William “The Refridgerator” Perry
With a nickname like the Fridge, you’ve got bigger problems than your teeth. But his lovable gap-toothed smile is one of the lasting images of the greatest team in NFL history, the 1985-1986 Chicago Bears.
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Time December 2, 2009 at 7:39 am
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Comment from Chris
Time December 2, 2009 at 8:48 am
Bobby Clarke should have been number one on your list…a glaring omission!
Comment from The Guitar God
Time December 2, 2009 at 11:05 am
Yeah seriously, where is Bobby Clarke in the 70′s.
Comment from Bernie Dyme
Time December 2, 2009 at 11:34 am
Those 10 guys could make a dentist’s livelihood forever.
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Time December 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
technically, hockey players shouldn’t even be allowed in this contest, but dIdn’t Theo Fleury have a pretty jacked up grill?
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