Kid Who Can’t Play Basketball in Snow is a Pussy
Okay so I stumbled on this picture yesterday. It is a screenshot of a kid on some local news program. I’m not sure what he is saying, but apparently it caused the local NBC affiliate to place this lame caption under the kid while he was speaking.
What a tool. He can definitely play basketball in the snow. My brothers and I used to get our shovels out and clear the driveway so we could play all winter long. In fact, the cold game played to my strengths. According to my youngest brother after a one-on-one game we had a couple winters ago: “The only reason you beat me is because the icy asphalt plays to your strengths: an ugly jump shot and slow feet.”
This kid needs to stop bitching and “adjust” his game to the cold conditions like I do.
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Time December 11, 2009 at 7:19 am
[...] During the never-ending Chicago winters, you either play basketball in the snow or you stay at home and clean your vagina until the sand is out. That’s what I gathered from this post. Oh, and that the Bulls suck. I love people from Chicago. <notqualifiedtocomment> [...]
Comment from bitternutz
Time December 11, 2009 at 11:14 am
I couldn’t agree more
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Comment from His Jesusness Shuttlesworth
Time December 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Unreal. This kid is a huge pussy.