Bears Win as Brett Favre’s Homoerotic Tendencies are Revealed
The Bears game last night was awesome. Sure they were playing against an unraveling team with a 40-year old quarterback and some injuries to key defensive players, but it was still sweet. Aromashodu was amazing and Cutler seems to have retained his confidence even through the toughest of stretches. The other sweet thing about this game? The usual December meltdown of Brett Favre in full swing. Not only that, but in an extremely odd pre-game mic’d up segment, Favre revealed some combination of gay and “having fun out there” that was more unsettling than anything else. Take a look:
My girlfriend, who doesn’t have that great a grasp of football and only watches occasionally, summed up the media’s strange love affair with the NFL’s all-time interception leader: “Why won’t those guys stop talking about Brett Favre? They think he should be the quarterback, the coach, and the owner, but he’s old!” Well put sweetheart.
Oh, and more to come about all the good things the Bears showed this week. Bear Down!
[Side note: Dave Toub for head coach? Where do I sign?]
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Comment from Patrick
Time December 29, 2009 at 8:19 am
You’re a complete moron. Favre played brilliantly. Your girlfriend has no understanding of the game because she is with an idiot who has no understanding.
Comment from Jon
Time December 29, 2009 at 8:30 am
This “article” shows the problem with the Internet. No matter how stupid you are, you can post something and get it picked up by Google.
Comment from StevieY19
Time December 29, 2009 at 9:41 am
I see Matthew Stafford got a job as a Vikings equipment manager now that he’s on IR (@1:45).
Comment from Rex
Time December 29, 2009 at 9:48 am
Gosh, strong feelings from the peanut gallery on this post.
The Favre thing doesn’t bother me nearly as much any more. I’ve come to expect it when I’m watching a National telecast and he is the QB. It was far more annoying when he was a Packer.
Comment from bob
Time December 29, 2009 at 9:48 am
You’re a moron and shouldn’t be allowed to post news. Favre played a great game when it mattered and did everything to put the team in position for a win but was let down by poor special team effort and defensive mismatches late in the game….and the oh-too-familiar Adrian Peterson fumble. You and your idiot girlfriend should get fixed and move to an isolated island so you don’t spread your idiocy to the rest of the world.
Comment from Sonny Crockett
Time December 29, 2009 at 10:00 am
What’s REALLY funny to me is that this guy even HAS a girlfriend…LOL
I think HE may have a “thing” for Favre. Methinks he doth protests to much.
Sonny Crockett
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Time December 29, 2009 at 11:43 am
[...] Brett Favre is Gay [...]
Comment from Kevin Tapani Fan Club
Time December 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I’m guessing most of the earlier responses were from Vikings fans….just a hunch. As a Bears fan, I thoroughly enjoyed last night’s game, although was left feeling a little disappointed that neither Favre nor Peterson left the game with torn ACLs.
Comment from John
Time December 29, 2009 at 1:33 pm
And for a semi-intelligent analysis, send your no-grasp-of-football girlfriend here. Maybe then she can teach you how to have a grasp of football, too.
http://thevikingage.com/2009/12/29/10-points-chillyball-is-dead-long-live-brettball/comment-page-1/
Comment from Matt
Time December 29, 2009 at 2:08 pm
What’s REALLY REALLY funny to me is that people think this is news. Blog entries should be taken with a grain of salt.
With that said, well done Norman. Your girlfriend seems to have a grasp on the whole Brett Favre situation. As for the rest of you boners, did Favre win the game? I wouldn’t consider it a brilliant performance if he can’t finish the job. 2 dropped picks should have ended the game much earlier, if you want to get into the details of the game.
Don’t be upset old man Favre isn’t working out for you. Got a hell of a QB in Tavaris Jackson on the bench you can always go to!
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Time December 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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Comment from wilford brimley
Time December 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
not surprised that Jon the Vikings fan was googling “Brett Favre homoerotic”
Comment from Sonny Crockett
Time December 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm
What I also REALLY find AMUSING is how NOONE seems to give FAVRE the RESPECT that me, SONNY CROCKETT, thinks HE deserves. A 40(!!!) year OLD man having THAT much FUN out there?! REFUSING to come OUT of the game. UPSTAGING his OWN coach! This is FAVRE’S team and Favre’s WORLD. Don’t NONE of y’all MORONS forget THAT!
Sonny Crockett
Comment from CityTrader
Time December 29, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Anyone that thinks this is gay obviously didn’t play high school football.
Comment from real stadiums have roofs
Time December 30, 2009 at 8:32 am
anyone that thinks this is gay obviously doesn’t work in my law office
Comment from Staley
Time December 30, 2009 at 10:05 am
Even the refs love Favre. How many times did we see a zebra help Favre off the ground?
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Comment from Chris
Time December 29, 2009 at 8:11 am
Your story sucks and your an idiot