Bears Win as Brett Favre’s Homoerotic Tendencies are Revealed
The Bears game last night was awesome. Sure they were playing against an unraveling team with a 40-year old quarterback and some injuries to key defensive players, but it was still sweet. Aromashodu was amazing and Cutler seems to have retained his confidence even through the toughest of stretches. The other sweet thing about this game? The usual December meltdown of Brett Favre in full swing. Not only that, but in an extremely odd pre-game mic’d up segment, Favre revealed some combination of gay and “having fun out there” that was more unsettling than anything else. Take a look:
My girlfriend, who doesn’t have that great a grasp of football and only watches occasionally, summed up the media’s strange love affair with the NFL’s all-time interception leader: “Why won’t those guys stop talking about Brett Favre? They think he should be the quarterback, the coach, and the owner, but he’s old!” Well put sweetheart.
Oh, and more to come about all the good things the Bears showed this week. Bear Down!
[Side note: Dave Toub for head coach? Where do I sign?]