The acid this guy was on must have been pretty strong. Apparently he was tripping on some LSD when he was locked in a closet with a recorder. This video is the nonsensical crap that came out of his mouth (and for some reason an animated lizard acting it out). Enjoy.

My favorite is probably Mr. Balloon Hands. Yeah right. Get real. Here is the most important little nugget of wisdom to take away from the video: “It’s like I always say, not my chair, not my problem.” So true.

Oh and while we are on the topic of acid and heavy drug use, did you know the story of Dock Ellis throwing a no-hitter while tripping? I mean you have probably heard that it happened, but have you ever heard Ellis’s side of the story? It’s a doozy, and once again put to a weird animated video.

Good stuff.

h/t: Mikey

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