More To The Cutler Weekend Bender Story
After I changed careers from part-time law clerk/part-time student/part-time blogger to paparazzi yesterday, I did a little reading and found out there is more to the Cutler photo than originally thought. Apparently he was on what essentially was a 3-day bender. He was out downtown boozing until the wee hours of the night on Thursday, Friday AND Saturday. Not only was he out boozing, but he was also canoodling with a “famous socialite”:
“He was sitting in a banquette and she was standing between his thighs, touching them and facing him,” says a spy. “They were all over each other. It was kind of gross. He was drinking beer all night but she stuck to water.” Our witness says Cutler and Allison left together, but not before he asked the deejay to play the Bears’ fight song.
How can you not love this guy? Boozing, partying, getting laid, and hopefully throwing touchdowns in a Bears uniform. Oh, and this girl may be a fame-seeking socialite, but she is definitely hot. Attaboy Jay.
Side Note: I am pretty sure I went to high school with this girl and she was a couple years older than me. For obvious reasons(I’m a nerd), we didn’t run in the same circles.
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