Jay Cutler Will Make You Forget About Orton In More Ways Than One
Kyle Orton was a very solid quarterback that looked like he could be decent for a while in this league. Trading him for Jay Cutler didn’t cause much of a problem for Bears fans, however, seeing as that Cutler looks like he could be a great franchise quarterback for years to come.
That was on the field, though. Off the field, Orton’s antics were beloved by all. He loved to drink, party with young, attractive women, drive an electric car, and grow the greatest neckbeard of all time. At this point it is unclear how Jay Cutler’s off-field shenanigan’s will measure up. Beyond the whining and boasting about his laser arm, we just didn’t know what to expect. Until now, that is. I found this picture on facebook. It is at a downtown Chicago restaurant/bar called Hub51 and apparently Jay and his new tight end Greg Olsen were boozing pretty hard:
Let’s just call this picture a caption contest. The most hilarious one in the comments will be posted later this week. By the way, as fun as this is, it’s no neckbeard. Not yet at least.
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Comment from Bud Heavy
Time April 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
“Greggy, stop blowing in my ear. I’m trying to finish my Shirley Temple!”
Comment from rusrus
Time April 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Olsen: Seriously, this is how you button a shirt…
Cutler: Fuck that dude, this shirt has snaps!
Comment from The Neckbeard
Time April 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
To Author:
You call those girls Orton was with attractive? Wow, gross dude, you need to up your standards.
Comment from Brian
Time April 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Olsen: Did you hear that?
Cutler: I can’t hear anything my pockets are about to explode!
Comment from Bearhuh?
Time April 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Olsen: “These new bicycle seats without the seats take some getting used to, sorry man”
Cutler: “Shhhh! I’m trying to get into the moment! ughhhhhahuhhhahhhahhhhhhhghhhhhh”
Comment from Mike
Time April 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Olsen: Check it out dude, I let one rip and you tell me what I had for dinner…
Cutler: Eww… cheese and broccoli!
Comment from UofLnMU
Time April 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm
No homo.
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Time April 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm
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Comment from CrabApple
Time April 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Dude, you should get diabetes. All of my drinks are naturally sweetened by the saliva in my mouth.
Comment from S2H
Time April 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm
What’s my name? G-Reg, What I do? Get Drunk, How I do it? With a fat hick to my left… true true
Comment from Andres
Time April 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm
No, no, no. You go ‘And she’s buyyying . . .’ and I go ‘And she’s bye-ah-ying the stairway to heh-vun.’ And we finish at the same time like that.
Comment from Deb Kolaras
Time April 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Jay: Dude, I think I just sharted…
Jay’s Buddy: Oh, Duuuuude…!!!
Comment from rex jaybels
Time April 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
“So she says, ‘The room’s already paid for, let’s just do this.’”
Comment from Jeremy
Time April 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Olsen: “How’s this face?”
Cutler: “It’s not enough to just look whiny. You have to look stoned AND whiny, like this!”
Olsen: “Damn, I thought I had it.”
Comment from Nature Boy
Time April 14, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Olsen: Hey Jay, if I undo another button do you think I will look like more of a douchebag??
Cutler: Never Greg….Never!
Olsen: Great, this look is really in over on N.Halsted which is where I usually like to hang out.
Cutler: Well what are we waiting for, lets go!
Comment from Aquaman
Time April 14, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Olsen: I think I just cummed in pants.
Cutlerfucker: Yeah I get that a lot.
Comment from valerie
Time April 14, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Cutler: pfffffffff so what they will flame me for this. I still make more money in a year than they’ll ever..
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Comment from Tim
Time April 15, 2009 at 3:03 am
Olsen: “Yo Jay, back when I was at The U and known as ‘G-Reg’ in the 7th Floor Crew, I busted my nut in this bitch’s eye.”
Cutler: “Hold up, hold up a minute… in the eye?”
Olsen: “In the eye.”
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Comment from jon
Time April 15, 2009 at 9:03 am
Olsen: Can I wear the scream mask….the mask from the movie Scream…while I do you from behind..
Cutler: Darf!
Comment from Joshua
Time April 15, 2009 at 9:42 am
Sexy Rexy who??? I’m the new stud in town now!!!!!
Comment from DaChifan
Time April 15, 2009 at 9:44 am
Olsen: And then, and then.. he (Grossman) just threw it to the opposing player.
Cutler: Haha.
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Comment from Thad
Time April 15, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Olsen: So I just tried to wingman some tail for you, but this law student bitch thought I was a bouncer or something.
J-Cut: Pssssh, her loss! I love impregnating women and giving them season tickets for life. Why you think I wanted to get out of Denver so bad? Too many of Jay-Cut’s babies’ mamas on DEEZ NUUUUUTTZ.
Comment from The Dream
Time April 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Olsen: damn it man (while sobbing) please change our losing ways…..PLEASE!
Cutler: hahahahahahahaha………i aint god!!
Comment from tad
Time April 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm
“Pppppfffffffffpttthhhhhhhpt………”
Comment from Jason Paddock
Time April 16, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Olsen: No seriously, they think Devin is a number 1 receiver!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from brian
Time April 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Before the pic was taken:
Cutler: My D stunk and I had to carry that team.
Right when the pic was taken:
Olsen: Dude, I had Rex Fucking Grossmen throwing me the ball
Cutler: illlllllllllllll
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Comment from BrokeBack
Time April 23, 2009 at 6:32 am
“I CAN’T QUIT YOU!”
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Comment from MrBud4
Time September 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm
It’s like… exsqueeze me? have you ever heard of styling gel????!?!?!?!
Comment from LovetheBears
Time October 21, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Dude- I’m sooooo serious, alls you have to do is hold the lighter down there and lett’r rip. It’s like a friggin explosion!!! (giggle) no way dude!
Comment from LovetheBears
Time October 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm
And there it was… Staring right at me from my pantry- the biggest friggin roach I’ve ever seen. Ewwwwwwww!!
Comment from Firethebearsmgmt
Time December 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
“Remember we both had our shirts off after that night we were out drinking? and you saw that tattoo my back, and I asked you what it said, and you said DUDE!!! lol…. then I noticed you had one to and you asked what it said, and I said SWEET!!!! and we did that for like 5 hours?”
“Yeah that was great”
Comment from Firethebearsmgmt
Time December 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
“You Complete Me”
Comment from Firethebearsmgmt
Time December 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
“……and I said….. You don’t have to grab my ears I know what i’m doin”
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Comment from Golan
Time April 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Olsen: Hey Jay, let’s hit up Urban Outfitters this weekend, I just think your shirt and tight jeans are fabulous.
Cutler: Stop changing subjects. I want a little more commitment from my Tight End, and I noticed you still haven’t removed your wedding band.