Cutler Caption Contest
Earlier this week I posted a picture of Cutler out drinking with his buddy Greg Olsen. I requested some funny captions from readers and we got more than 25. There were a few really funny ones that deserve to be posted. Here’s the picture:
Best Comments (In no particular order):
Golan -
Olsen: Hey Jay, let’s hit up Urban Outfitters this weekend, I just think your shirt and tight jeans are fabulous.
Cutler: Stop changing subjects. I want a little more commitment from my Tight End, and I noticed you still haven’t removed your wedding band.
Nature Boy -
Olsen: Hey Jay, if I undo another button do you think I will look like more of a douchebag??
Cutler: Never Greg….Never!
Olsen: Great, this look is really in over on N.Halsted which is where I usually like to hang out.
Cutler: Well what are we waiting for, lets go!
Aquaman -
Olsen: I think I just cummed in pants.
Cutlerfucker: Yeah I get that a lot.
DaChiFan -
Olsen: And then, and then.. he (Grossman) just threw it to the opposing player.
Cutler: Haha.
If you want to see the rest of the comments, check out the story here. Thanks for playing!
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Comment from Kevin Tapani Fan Club
Time April 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm
My vote is for DaChiFan…I literally just caused a scene in the coffee shop I am in after reading it. This has got to be a strong reason for trying to re-sign Grossman, if only to keep us entertained with his complete ineptness (ineptitude?) for playing football. You’re trying to tell me we don’t have a bench spot for this type of comedy?