Remember that show Cribs?  Where MTV would show the ridiculous things that millionaire athletes and celebrities bought with there money?  I always wondered what Chicago athletes did with theirs.  Like for instance, did Kerry Wood keep his own shoulder specialist in a guest house?  Or maybe Scottie Pippen actually owned a giant scud missile to go with the rest of his arsenal?  Well thanks to Home Run Derby, here’s a peak into exactly what Alfonso Soriano has been buying:

Oh, it’s just a blue H2.  That’s no big deal.  I hear this thing has great trunk space though.  Let’s take a look:

There we go.  That’s a reasonable sound system to have in a vehicle.  One more thing; no need for a front license plate when you’ve got one of these bad boys:

Next up: Pictures of Brad Miller’s gold-plated house-sized bong.  Stay tuned…

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Tags: Alfonso Soriano, H2, Sound System, Too Much Money