How Does Alfonso Soriano Spend His $136 Million? Let’s Start With His Ride
Remember that show Cribs? Where MTV would show the ridiculous things that millionaire athletes and celebrities bought with there money? I always wondered what Chicago athletes did with theirs. Like for instance, did Kerry Wood keep his own shoulder specialist in a guest house? Or maybe Scottie Pippen actually owned a giant scud missile to go with the rest of his arsenal? Well thanks to Home Run Derby, here’s a peak into exactly what Alfonso Soriano has been buying:

Oh, it’s just a blue H2. That’s no big deal. I hear this thing has great trunk space though. Let’s take a look:

There we go. That’s a reasonable sound system to have in a vehicle. One more thing; no need for a front license plate when you’ve got one of these bad boys:

Next up: Pictures of Brad Miller’s gold-plated house-sized bong. Stay tuned…
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