An Open Letter To NQTC-Reading White Sox Fans

March 6, 2009 at 9:00 am | Baseball, Chicago White Sox, MLB
By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Dear NQTC-Reading White Sox Fans,

In light of all recent chatter on the site about our White Sox coverage (or lack thereof), I feel that it is necessary to address the issue of the White Sox as it relates to NQTC.  I want to dispel any myths on StevieY19 and my stance on the Sox and their fans, as well as discuss what kind of White Sox coverage can be expected this summer.

I don’t want to speak for StevieY too much, but I know his general feelings about the Sox.  He is originally from Michigan and is a die-hard lifelong Tigers fan.  He truly hates the White Sox.  While that is an obvious prejudice in any Sox coverage he does, it also keeps him interested in the Sox since their performance directly affects his Tigers playoff race year in and year out.

I feel quite differently.  I grew up here in Chicago and my father is in fact a White Sox fan born and raised (since he grew up on the South Side).  I am a diehard Cubs fan to a fault, but I am not one of those Cubs fans who hates the Sox.  To me they are just like any other random team in the American League that I don’t give a shit about.  The difference between them and say the Mariners is that I have to read about them in my local papers everyday.  I don’t root against them except when they play the Cubs.

I have personal feelings about different personnel on the Sox unrelated to the fact that they are White Sox.  For instance, Ozzie is an embarrassing idiot who makes the Sox whole organization look bad but I understand that he won them a championship and because of that he can do no wrong.  I have always liked Konerko (he gave Top Ten Nominee and I the rest of his sunflower seeds at a game about a decade ago when he had just been called up and we didn’t know who he was).  I don’t mind Kenny Williams, though I like to mock him for being trigger-happy.  Joe Crede was always my pick to click and Bobby Jenks is a fat idiot.  I also like to argue over whether Thome is a smart dumb guy or a dumb smart guy.  The point is I’m not biased against any of them purely because they are White Sox.

In terms of my coverage of the team, I plan on writing about the Sox to the extent they are interesting to me.  I am not going to force an analysis of their position battles or late season trips to Minnesota.  Since they are in the news here in Chicago, I will write about them if something unusual or interesting happens.  Oh, and of course I will always report on Ozzie making an ass of himself.

I hope this satisfies all you White Sox fans out there and puts to rest the misconception that I am somehow anti-Sox.  I am just not as passionate about them as I am about the Cubs, Bears, Bulls, etc. so I am not going to cheapen the site by trying to write something I don’t care about.

Whether you are actually from the South Side or your Jewish parents nobly fled the South Side in the 1960s and brought their Sox loyalties with them, I wish you and your team good luck this season.  I also assume that only about 25% of Sox fans can read and of those, only about half steal internet (there’s no way Sox fans can afford to pay for Internet).  There can’t be that many Sox fans reading blogs.  That being said, please leave me alone about the goddamn White Sox because I really don’t give a shit about them or your need to read about them.

Love,

Stormin Norman Disciple

Bookmark and Share


Ballhype: hype it up!

Most Commented Posts





Comments

Comment from Ethan
Time March 6, 2009 at 9:52 am

I agree with exactly what Stormin’ Normin said – the White Sox suck, they are a disgrace to the city of Chicago, no one likes them and I honestly can’t tell if I hate them more or less than i hate the brewers/cardinals/astros. Thanks SN.

Comment from Stormin Norman
Time March 6, 2009 at 9:54 am

That’s not what I said at all…

Comment from AJF
Time March 6, 2009 at 10:05 am

This Ethan guy is giving this Norm guy a bad rap.
I like the Cubs a hell of a lot more than Minnesota.
If the Cubs agree with Ethan, and his concern of the White Sox (and not the Cardinals, etc), than 101 years and counting makes sense.

Comment from bitternutz
Time March 6, 2009 at 10:52 am

i have heard Stormin Normans explanation for his indifference towards the Good Guys many times and at least he is consistent. It always goes something like this…
“my family are Jews from the southside, but now we are just queers from the North Shore…i don’t hate the Sox, but I hate when they win and steal the headlines from the upcoming Fall Out Boy show before the game at Wrigley…I hate Ozzie even though he is just a Latin version of Lou who I love…I go to Sox games when I get free tickets, but I will blow three dudes for Cubs-Cards tickets.”

Comment from Player to be named later
Time March 6, 2009 at 12:20 pm

You were doing so well before that last paragraph

Comment from StevieY19
Time March 6, 2009 at 2:02 pm

I’m just mad he didn’t go with my idea of publishing this in picture book form.

Comment from Moonlight
Time March 6, 2009 at 5:14 pm

StevieY19, would this picture book form include you in some propped up picture from age 4 with a Tigers hat and red hair?

Comment from StevieY19
Time March 6, 2009 at 6:49 pm

That sounds disgustingly disturbing.

Comment from Eric
Time March 9, 2009 at 11:40 am

“I am a diehard Cubs fan to a fault, but I am not one of those Cubs fans who hates the Sox.”

Contradicts

“I also assume that only about 25% of Sox fans can read and of those, only about half steal internet (there’s no way Sox fans can afford to pay for Internet). There can’t be that many Sox fans reading blogs. That being said, please leave me alone about the goddamn White Sox because I really don’t give a shit about them or your need to read about them.”

Bad jealousy problem.

Comment from Stormin’ Norman Disciple
Time March 9, 2009 at 11:45 am

@Eric: How does me not hating the White Sox team contradict my feeling that most White Sox FANS are retards? If anything that comment further proves my point. Also me not hating something is totally consistent with me not giving a shit about it. I don’t hate the Buffalo Bills and I also don’t give a shit about them. Oops, your comment wasn’t too well-thought out, but that doesnt surprise me coming from a Sox fan.

I DON’T HATE THE TEAM! Why can’t you guys get that?

Comment from StevieY19
Time March 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm

You watch your mouth about the Bills!

Write a comment