Month: February, 2009

I Hope Jason Terry Got Him Some Ankle Insurance

6 February, 2009 (16:17) | Uncategorized | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Deron crosses Terry over in the filthiest way in this video from the Mavs-Jazz game last night. Just filthy.

Boom Shaka-La-Ka; Part 2

6 February, 2009 (15:00) | Uncategorized | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

We began this quest yesterday by determining who the teams in the Eastern Conference would be in NBA Jam if it existed today. Here is part 2 of our discussion: The Western Conference.
Golden State Warriors: Jackson and EllisThis team is garbage. Both are fast, but neither is a great 3 point shooter and neither defends [...]

Qualified Links (Today’s Links)

6 February, 2009 (13:30) | Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Cubs, Illinois | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

The Hawks win again. Maybe I should be watching them more during the sports wasteland known as “February”.
Illinois continues its cold play against Wisconsin. It’s never easy to win in Madison but this one would have been big.
It looks like there is going to be a movie made about the book Moneyball and [...]

Tyrus Thomas Gets Slammed By His Hometown Newspaper

5 February, 2009 (20:08) | Chicago Bulls | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

The Bulls got their 4th win in 5 games last night against the Hornets. It was a dominant performance by the whole team against a Chris Paul-less New Orleans squad. No big surprises in the win, but there was a little bit of interesting news about Tyrus Thomas from his hometown [...]

Hey Clemson, Thanks!

5 February, 2009 (19:00) | Uncategorized | By: StevieY19

Clemson’s huge beatdown of Duke last night was very, very fun to watch. Duke looked lost from the start and the Tigers did not let up. I particularly liked Coach K’s line changes in the second half. I didn’t understand that at all; if two groups of five guys are both getting [...]

Illinois Brings in Solid Class

5 February, 2009 (18:05) | College Football, Illinois | By: StevieY19

Some stayed true to their commitments, at least one other fled for Wisconsin, and one even switched allegiances from Ohio State to Illinois. When the dust settled, Illinois came out of National Signing Day with a pretty good class.
Rivals rated the Illinois recruiting class at 32. Other Big Ten schools that came in [...]

First Pearl Harbor and Now This?!

5 February, 2009 (17:25) | Uncategorized | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

A friend of mine that is the ultimate complainer recently started bitching about how he hates Nintendo Wii so I told him to write about it. His letter was hilarious so I decided to post it. For some reason he wants his handle to be Michael Fucking Kibort. Here it is:

An Open Letter From [...]

T.J. Houshmandzadeh Open To Play For Bears, Likes The Sex Cannon

5 February, 2009 (16:00) | Chicago Bears | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

T.J. Houshmazilli was on the Waddle and Sylvie radio show on ESPN1000 yesterday morning and he seemed interested in playing for the Bears. Here are some of the highlights:
On whether or not he is interested in “the offer” that Tom Waddle made to him about possibly coming to the city of Chicago and playing [...]

Boom Shaka-La-Ka Part 1

5 February, 2009 (15:00) | Uncategorized | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

If you grew up in the 1990s, then you probably remember a game called NBA Jam. Remember? Who am I kidding? You loved that game, and so did I. So the question today is: What would the teams be like now if there was an NBA Jam 2009 Edition? Before [...]

Today’s Links

5 February, 2009 (13:30) | Big Ten, Chicago Bears, Chicago Bulls, College Football, NBA | By: StevieY19

Oh, please no! Does the Basanez signing mean the Sex Cannon Era has ended in Chicago?
Bulls beat Hornets sans Chris Paul 107-93. That’s four out of five for Chicago…break em up!
Some Big Ten recruiting notes the day after National Signing Day.
Some are wondering: does Michael Phelps’ insane lung capacity allow him to take [...]

The Real Issue is what you were Doing with his 6-year-old Urine in the First Place

4 February, 2009 (18:00) | Uncategorized | By: StevieY19

Big news yesterday was that a 2003 urine sample from Barry Bonds has tested positive for steroids. The positive sample will likely play a huge role in his ongoing trial for perjury. I wonder if those guys that said it was negative five years ago are in trouble too.
Seriously though, this urine is [...]

Why Is This Happening To Me?

4 February, 2009 (17:00) | Video | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

This video is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. This kid is on his way home from the dentist and he is clearly on a lot of drugs. Enjoy (Thanks to Matt for the video):

Hawks Outshoot, Outscore Oilers

4 February, 2009 (16:00) | Chicago Blackhawks | By: StevieY19

The Blackhawks started the Canadian portion of their road trip with a win last night against the Edmonton Oilers. Falling behind 1-0 in the first, the Hawks rallied for two in the second and an insurance tally in the third to win 3-1.
Cam Barker and Dave Bolland provided the scoring in the second period [...]

NBA All-Star Game to Have Game of H-O-R-S-E

4 February, 2009 (15:00) | Michael Jordan | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

YES!!! Finally my dream for all-star weekend has come true. The NBA D-league has had HORSE at their all-star game for a few years now and I always felt that it would be awesome to watch NBA superstars making trick shots. The NBA has finally decided to have their own game of [...]

It’s Signing Day

4 February, 2009 (14:00) | Big Ten, College Football, Illinois | By: StevieY19

Here’s a subject we don’t get into that much on NQTC: NCAA football recruiting. Today is like Christmas for those of us who spend way too much time paying attention to where a 17 or 18 year old kid is going to college. Hey, at least Chris Hansen isn’t paying us a visit.
Anyway, [...]