Month: February, 2009

NCAA Wants to be Less Fun

12 February, 2009 (16:00) | College Football | By: StevieY19

It’s that time of the year again: NCAA Rules Committee time. On the docket this year, among other things, is a suggestion to crack down on celebrations. A proposal floated by Oregon’s Mike Bellotti would enforce celebrations by individuals before they score from the spot of the foul, taking away points if they [...]

Wait, Mariotti Didn’t Disable Comments On His Fanhouse Column? Sweet.

12 February, 2009 (15:00) | Barack Obama | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I managed to forget Jay Mariotti existed, to the point of completely forgetting to put him on my “People I Hate” list. Unfortunately he is still writing and StevieY directed my attention to his latest post. After clicking the link, I immediately went to see if comments were still enabled. After reading [...]

The NBA: Where John Paxson Being A Retarded GM Happens

12 February, 2009 (14:00) | Chicago Bulls | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

This little satire of the Where Amazing Happens commercials was made for the Bulls over a year ago. I posted it a few months ago, but it still holds true to this day. As the deadline approaches, we’ll see if we can add “Where Not Getting Amare Happens” to the list. Don’t [...]

Qualified Links

12 February, 2009 (13:30) | Chicago Bears, Chicago Blackhawks, College Basketball, NBA, The Links | By: StevieY19

Hawks rebound from a bad loss Sunday to beat Atlanta 3-1. Toews and Sharp each had a power play goal.
Mel Kiper talks Bears draft. I’m glad this is in print, because I can’t listen to the guy anymore.
The U.S. shuts out Mexico in the first game of the final round of [...]

Movin’ On Up

11 February, 2009 (20:08) | NQTC | By: StevieY19

NQTC can now be found at a brand new address: http://www.notqualifiedtocomment.com/. We’re still part of Blogger, but now we have our own URL minus the “.blogspot” and you can find us there (here?). For the life of me I can’t figure out how the Internet works, but Stormin’ Norman took a course from Al Gore [...]

It’s February, that means Brett Favre must be Retiring

11 February, 2009 (18:00) | NFL | By: StevieY19

Who wants Favre now? After one season with the Jets, Brett Favre has retired again, informing the Jets today that he would not return.

Favre, in an email to ESPN’s Ed Werder said that he feels okay that he is ending his career with the Jets and not the Packers. I’m sure he’s okay with [...]

Fantasy Baseball Preview – 1B

11 February, 2009 (17:00) | Fantasy Baseball | By: The Bad Guy

Because of the shortage of time between now and opening day, we at NQTC decided to roll with a position by position preview as opposed to going team by team. Hope you enjoy, and please – no more Rich Hill/Felix Pie jokes….

1B preview is up first. Just so you know, this is not a [...]

Blagojevich Gets Lucrative Job Offer To Play Baseball

11 February, 2009 (16:00) | Uncategorized | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Blago doesn’t have much to do these days, outside of preparing for his impending criminal trial of course. Well that fact hasn’t been lost among prospective employers. Apparently the Joliet Jackhammers, a minor league team, have offered him a spot on the roster:

Blagojevich may not have much of a baseball pedigree, but he [...]

Cubs Fans Frustrated With Offseason Can Take Solace In Cardinals’ Significantly Worse Offseason

11 February, 2009 (15:00) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but the Cardinals’ offseason has been poor at best. They have done very little to improve and their pitching staff looks very thin. For some reason Cardinals GM John Mozeliak thought it would be a good idea to do an online chat where he answered [...]

Who’s This #24 Guy on The Bulls?

11 February, 2009 (14:00) | Chicago Bulls | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

On a night where Johnny Red Kerr was honored for his career, the Bulls came through with a great victory. As I’ve said in earlier posts, this team has no identity. For stretches they play like a team that can be a legitimate playoff team, and then other times its like they don’t [...]

Qualified Links

11 February, 2009 (13:30) | The Links | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

Bulls win on some last second heroics by Ben Gordon. Is it just me, or do the Pistons just not scare anyone anymore?
The All-Time Movie Baseball Team. How is Hobbs not hitting 3rd?
Elton John and Billy Joel are playing at Wrigley Field this summer. Tickets aren’t that expensive and I’m all for [...]

Nocioni Plays Pig in Wild Pig Hunt

10 February, 2009 (20:44) | Uncategorized | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

I’m not sure what to say about this, so I’ll just put the quote:
Forward Andres Nocioni chose an unusual off-day activity when the Bulls had some free time in Dallas this week. Nocioni joined strength and conditioning coach Erik Helland for a wild pig hunt in a rural town outside of Dallas. The pair reportedly [...]

PECOTA Projects 2009 Cubs to Win 96 Games; Still Can’t Determine Who Will Win Short Series

10 February, 2009 (17:00) | Chicago Cubs | By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

If you read any Cubs blogs, then you may have already heard this news since it seems like we are the last ones to report it. Apparently PECOTA, an advanced system used by sabremetricians to determine an individual player’s contribution to wins based on certain advanced metrics (I think? This stuff is usually [...]

So Who’s Really Left?

10 February, 2009 (16:00) | Uncategorized | By: StevieY19

The not-so-surprising revelation that A-Rod took performance enhancing drugs for a few years, along with the information that upwards of 100 other players tested positive in 2003 brings up many issues and questions, but I just want to focus on one. Are there any pure home-run hitters left out there that are above suspicion [...]

Boom, Roasted. Bulls Edition

10 February, 2009 (15:00) | Chicago Bulls | By: StevieY19

Yesterday, Stormin’ Norman came up with the idea of roasting the Bulls, Michael Scott style. For those of you that haven’t seen the episode of The Office following the Super Bowl, the idea is completely stolen from this:

So in that spirit, I shall roast the Bulls, all in good fun of course. Without [...]