In honor of the Bulls circus trip out west and how bad it always goes, it made me think of what a circus the actual Bulls really are. In honor of that, here is what the Chicago Bulls would look like if they truly were a circus troop:

Vinny Del Negro–The Ringmaster

He’s kind of like a ringmaster that has no coherent offense and doesn’t make clear to the members of his troop what their roles are.

Derrick Rose–The Acrobat

I’m not sure, but I think he might be able to actually fly.

Drew Gooden–The Bearded Lady

What’s funny is that both pictures are gross and scary.

Joakim Noah–The Clown
No explanation necessary.

Larry Hughes–The Giant Pile of Elephant Shit

I think a real pile of elephant shit could shoot for a higher percentage than Hughes.

Ben Gordon–The Fire Eater
Is this a reference to his ability to catch fire on the offensive end or the way he gets burned on the defensive end? You decide.

Tyrus Thomas–Tightrope Walker

Because he’s only exciting when he is high up in the air.

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