Michael Jordan Wrecks Mark Eaton

August 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm | Michael Jordan
By: Stormin' Norman Disciple

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Comment from StevieY19
Time August 28, 2008 at 8:02 pm

I could dunk on Mark Eaton, and I can’t dunk.

Comment from Stormin’ Norman Disciple
Time August 28, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Other 7 Footers StevieY19 could dunk on:
1)Gheorge Murhesan
2)Yao Ming
3)Hedo Turkoglu
4)Bigfoot
5)Yeti
6)Two midgets standing on each others shoulders

Comment from StevieY19
Time August 28, 2008 at 8:10 pm

Well, when you’re standing on their shoulders, it isn’t really that difficult.

Comment from Gavin
Time August 28, 2008 at 8:28 pm

I feel like Jason’s personal fact checker. Tammy Duckworth was in Iraq, the most recent Bigfoot was fake and Hedo Turkoglu is not seven feet tall. He’s damn ugly but not taller than 84 inches.

Seriously, you should’ve seen Jason get excited about the possibility of 350 Bigfoots running around wild in the South. He was looking for plane tickets on Southwest for days. Instead he just bought Harry and the Henderson DVDs off EBay.

Comment from Stormin’ Norman Disciple
Time August 28, 2008 at 8:30 pm

I love Harry and the Hendersons. That crazy bigfoot was just looking for someone to love! The government will never understand that.

Comment from real stadiums have roofs
Time August 28, 2008 at 8:36 pm

seven feet or not, i could take tammy duckworth to the rack

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